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surprise i own more than one colouring pencil now!!! have a spaceflight director sana ^u^

hey party people!! make some NOISE!!!

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

Still a chance for me to get out of jury duty as it turns out. I am going to try

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

Holoctober Day 20: Outfit Swap

Councilswap: Speaker of Time

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players