Can Someone Throw A Coup Over My Brain So I Can Actually Start Working.

Oml you're so fucking real for this

(I am a clumsly fuck who doesn't like running and I'm scared of tripping on shit and then I trip anyways)

Could you do 8 Pages irl?

Like in all seriousness could you actually solve a mystery to the disappearance of a family member, find 8 Pages connected to said family member AND BE CHASED BY FUCKING SLENDERMAN AT THE SAME TIME????

Personally I couldn't. And I respect anyone who believes they can.

(man I want more modern Slenderman games now. I miss the era of internet where Slenderman was one of the pinnacles of creepypasta society)

(also can someone infodump where the idea of Slendrina came from? I've always been wondering this)

Rebloghong because fish and now I gotta see this damn river

The "Dad of the Year" award goes to this flathead catfish on the Black River in North Carolina. A sudden drop in water level caused the fish to be stranded at the base of a rotting tree. I wondered why it didn't leave as the water receded-until I saw the pile of pink eggs by its tail. I realized the fish was trapped by staying to care for its offspring.

It's common for males to watch over eggs and defend them from potential predators-and, in some cases, even from the mother. Of all the things I've seen in swamps, this was one of the most striking examples of survival.

Cypress swamps are difficult places to thrive. Seasonal fluctuations of water shape these ecosystems and the residents that call them home. Although I didn't stick around to see what happened to this father, I was encouraged to see that the water levels did come up just a few days later.

KEEP HIS SMILE SUPREMACY

Sunflower Boy 🌻

Mine was this nerd

(my irlfriends called him a pdf.... 🫤I mean first of all, excuse me☝🏾🫤...)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

Something I learned today:

The death of joy and whimsy and all things related to happiness is adulthood.

I'm growing up too fast and my (seasonal) depression isn't helping my odds at being hopeful.

If you're a younger teenager, make sure to hold onto this years with an iron grip and squeeze out every bit of joy from it as you can.

You're gonna need it.

Do the thing, eat the food, ask for help, live the experience and never say no to something that sounds cool (unless it's actually dangerous/goes against your beliefs).

Don't shoot yourself in the foot.

Live your life and be as happy as you can, every little piece of joy counts.

11:47 Rant

i swear on my great-grandmothers grave that I will never get over the trope:

It's you! 😄

Despite everything- it's still you

LIKE HOW ODOOU EXPECT ME TO MOVE OK FROM THAT???!?!!!

I saw like 2-3 times this week alone. Scrolling through Tumblr for some jjk Headcanons and I come across a spoiler one for JJK ss3+ and one where it's like an alternative ending-

one where ss2 Yuji transports back to ss1 Yuji-

And now I can't get it outa my head. I have half a mind to write something like this for my OCs in my current WiP but I don't think I have enough material for it.

Anyways have a goodnight, my little Voidlings

Eavesdropping on my aunt watching The Bold and the Beautiful and found out

Some dude got molested by his adoptive aunt when he was 18

His gf, I assume it's his gf, is really supportive

Another time it was an episode where a girl got fired bc her ex sent raunchy ai generated deepfakes of her to her workplace

Wtf is this show

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Real

Once again filled with the urge to SCREAM.

Bouta go to sleep but I need to yap about the dream I had last night.

PICTURE THIS- you're me, waking up fully clothed at he ass crack of dawn but somehow also a bright morning.

You're ready to go to school, walk to the bus stop (not even 4 houses away) and stand at the stop sign

(you start having conversations with the people at the bus stop BUT OH NO)

you're conversation stops- you glance down the road anticipating the worst...

A red trolly- I sign of bad omens, is making its way down the road. It's taking it's sweet time but still going at a pace that makes you want to get outa there

You all start panicking and thinking about places to hide

(this is a 'mock nightmare', it's one of those dreams that feel scary enough to make you feel hella uneasy but not enough to be dreadful)

You talk with one of the girls (who is low-key a baddie) and she says go to Ms. (Neighbor)'s house and hide in-between the bushes and the porch railing, so you do

The Red Trolly rolls up

(btw there aren't even trolly lines in your city, that's how scuffed this bs is)

You try to duck down as low as you can, BUT, because you're in a dream, you're body doesn't do exactly as you ask. so you remain the tiniest bit visible

This is your doom. The aura emminating from the Trolly is heavy and frightening. The feeling of despair washes over you as you watch the trolly conductor step out and stare you down.

He says something about how he's "Going to get you this time!", and you run into the neighbor's house.

He's already inside and at the door, you sorta run sorta evade around the house. Heart beating out of your chest, blood flow pumping to you ass of all places.

He catches up to you. His face is one of determination and irritability. (What I saw) He has sort of a tired dad look mixed with an angry police officer vibe. His brown hair combed back, barely noticable stumble and frowned lips make his appearance even more indignant than it is.

He's all up in your space. You can't take it anymore. He's grabbing you, trying to get you outside so you can go into the Trolly. You don't want to so your next course of action?

'Seduce him.'

Yeah.

That's actually I heard at that exact moment. We're gonna seduce this mf

You start trying to coo at him and quell his irritable self, he calms a bit, hearing you out as you start glazing on him and his assumed achievements more than a Lebron James fan glazes their idol when they watch a Lakers™ game.

He starts going with it, getting comfy. You're both really feeling whatever this chemistry is. The door is still open but no one dares go near the house with the Red Trolly in the vicinity. The room you are grinding on him in is near empty.

He has his hands on your waist, maneuvering you both around the room while your actually dey humping and making our with each other

(yeah this turned into a wet dream reeeaaal quick 💀💀 no joke)

You push him off, sabotaging your pleasure, and he starts mumbling about needing to go anyways...

He makes quick work out the door, driving the Trolly away. As soon as he and the red vehicle are gone, the Aura of Death™ goes along with them.

The end.

Btw this is one of my RECURRING DREAMS, had this one in 4/5th grade I believe ☝️😎(😭🙏)