To The High Priest Cadion,

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 4 (end)

Nice to meet ya?

Who could you be?

I am injury

No, you aren't

You make the choice to be

But I am!

(No)

I AM

(NO)

Dopamine

Thinking about how screwed we are if we get jumped by the Locusts from Gears of War

(a self indulgent rant because I'm a little (a lot) obsessed with the Mark Lancer Rifle 2 and the Hammer of Dawn, specifically its version from GoW Ult.Ed.)

Kinda crazy to think about but those fuckers came OUT OF THE GODDAMN GROUND

Like they were under there for actual decades feeding off of Immersion (energy source for people who aren'g GoW nerds)

Guys what are we actually gonna do?

After the Space Race they mandated that we weren't supposed to and cannot make space weapons.

LIKE WTF DO WE DO WHEN THOSE GIANT CRAB/TENTACLE THINGS FROM GoW ULTIMATE EDITION LAND.

Also they have better guns than us...yeah. The locusts (sometimes) have better guns than we do.

Guys what happens if we get THE FUCKING BERSERKERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?!?!!

Without the Hammer of Dawn (my favorite super weapon ever) we are actually cooked if we get Berserkers.

Wouls you also happen to be the older/est child? Then I could %100 relate to you

Gotta love the gut instincts you get from living in a radioactive environment for nearly a decade 💪🏾😎

"Huh, I wonder why I keep having a panic attack/ feeling anxious." (In school too may I add, that never happens to me)

My brother across from me in the room, who is also silently freaking out:

That was me this week tbh. I just realized I also get stressed out when my brother is upset. It's a weird like... coping mechanism or defense mechanism from trauma. Like when he's distressed my fight or flight kick on and I go full protector mode and I don't snap out of it until I'm 100% SURE that everything and everyone is ok and I don't need to like... fight somebody. Gotta love living in a toxic household.

KEEP HIS SMILE SUPREMACY

Sunflower Boy 🌻

Looks like I'm making a series outta this 🤷🏾

Guys, question....

Do I sleep or should I write T4T SatoSugu while the rain is just right?

(guys I can hear those water droplets and there's thunder n lightning 🥰😤😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨)

DAMN YOU @fishymom-art

I never expected tragic yaoi but now I feel like I should

(my heart can't handle it, I intake too much SatoSugu for this shit)

jam on a picnic date 🫶

you can kill me now, it's okay, I accept my fate.

Me like

General headcannons about Slendermansion and rumors about the residence

Tw! Religious trauma, killing mentions,

Not an X reader

None of them are straight. I will believe that until the day I die.

Slenderman has designated areas for all of the residents in the mansion so that they don’t kill one another

Ex: Ghost Child hall, human killer hall, insane human killer hall, ‘I don’t know what the fuck you are, but you are not human’ hall

Liu and Jeff, Suffered trauma from their mother, who was strictly Catholic and didn’t take them to get actual help which is one of the many reasons that led to Jeff becoming a killer and Liu having DID

Sally makes everyone dress up in tutus and crowns, at least once a month for her monthly tea party

All of them mess with Lost Silver for shits and giggles

Most of them were born late/mid 90’s

Sally was born in the 60’s

Laughing Jack was born in the 20’s

BEN was born in mid/late 2000’s

The only things that everyone can agree with is that all Pedos can go burn.

Slenderman and his brothers actually did choir

Splendor was an Alto 2.

Alto two’s are the lowest note a female can hit so he had a really high voice for a man

Most of them are somehow neurodivergent

BEN purposely reads fanfics out loud from 2020 Wattpad to mess with Slenderman and Jeff

They will have aggressive silence

Toby and Jeff get on each other’s nerves so much that they’re not allowed 5 feet within each other

When Masky’s bored he thinks of all the ways he can kill someone

Everyone has memorized the song, ‘Dance the night away’ because of Sally and Larzi’s mild Barbie obsession

Apparently E.J and Liu were seen sneaking into one another’s rooms in the middle of the night by BEN

Slenderman just likes to teleport everywhere to scare people

*_-:•°Jjk Gacha's°•:-_*

What do you think? (I couldn't find the green/yellow peice of Geto's -Gojo Kesa-,,, (ToT))

I want to add more, thoughts?

LoL I just remembered that i have nowhere to and I might have to become a god-fearing christian against my will because my family is ✨Evangelical✨(😭) and I might get put out if I dont follow

I dont want to be part of any organized religion and I think like 2 or 3 more of my siblings feel the same

I don't want my life constantly covered and protected and watched by some omnipotent 3rd party that I don't believe in.

The world is already a horrible place, I probably won't have my own autonomy as I get older or a house or my dream job (thanks *m*r*c* 🇺🇸) i can't deal with my life being ruled by some diety who let's people like 🍊 and Mustard Squirrel run our country

I have no experience living on my own or away from family

What the fuck am I supposed to do