Yes, Hello, I Am Strange Aeons, Good Morning.

God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

The Johns of They Might Be Giants are the model American band. Also, a very good play on words. God Bless TMBG. 🇺🇸

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

NEVER STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSES OC🫵

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?