Cassie Lang Appreciation Post.

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

PRINCESS

mcu meme - [8/8 female characters] | shuri

“Just because something works, doesn’t mean that it cannot be improved.”

I just want to say that I am extremely disappointed in Sailor Moon Tumblr’s lack of content in reaction to the Great Conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter. 

My dream is to have food that doesn’t make me or my family sick. 

The root of 98% of Europe’s shit throughout history can be accurately recreated by dropping a sleeve of oreos in the center of a throng of toddlers and standing back to watch the carnage.

Still entertaining 8 year olds today.

MOTIONPICTURESOURCE’S 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN

28/31 🎃👻 THE SKELETON DANCE (1929) dir. Walt Disney

Lu Xin is so exasperated with everyone and it cracks me up.

Family of Sunisa Lee of Team USA celebrate after she won gold in the Women’s Artistic Gymnastics All-Around Final on Day 6 of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games at the Ariake Gymnastics Centre on July 29, 2021 (Source: Getty Images)