your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
I really want to re-write Harry Potter but Harry is put in Slytherin and I’ll take out all the racism, fix the slavery issues and of course fix the poor world building. Don’t forget finally giving Draco the redemption he deserves
Clark, a lit nerd since birth, at a JL meeting making a Big Speech: there is always something left to love.
Bruce, an introvert who went to bougie private school book clubs: Gabriel García Márquez, one hundred years of love.
Clark, heart eyes over the fact someone knew his quote: w-what
Me duele la cabeza
I’m fully back in my game of thrones era, and I need to say just one thing
JUST ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE I BEG YOU
Gosh he's gonna be the death of me for sure
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new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.