Can We Talk About How Splatoon Is Just A Reverse Power Wash Simulator?

THANKS FOR THE NEW PET!!

I STILL WANT DAIRY THOUGH

DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream

HAND THEM OVER

I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!

The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.

Who’s your favourite wizard

NONE OF THEM

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

WIZARDS ARE SIMPLY OLD PEOPLE WITH GLITTER IN THEIR POCKETS AND SPARKLY BATH ROBES

OMG IT LOOKS SO COOL!! :DDD

Me and a few friends are planning on going as the fnaf 4 bullies plus Mike afton to the fnaf movie

You know these incredibly totally memorable characters (excluding Mike course)

Anyway we’re making the masks based off the ones from help wanted so here’s how it’s going so far

Wish me luck this is the first time I’ve ever tried to paper mache 😅💀

ignore how the mask is on a punching bag btw

D:

THE AUDACITY

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

I got Inspired by @napstawantstosleep ‘s fanart of Eret and CG5 and wanted to draw something based on it since it looks awesome

So yeah we got this now

I’M A TROLL???

ok folks, go to the akinator website, answer all the questions as yourself but say its a fictional character. what character do yall get????

BECAUSE I GOT JIMMY FUCKING NEUTRON

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*sad scared and traumatised dooting noises*

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DOOT DOOT

The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

DOOT DOOT A SKELETON WITH A SKULL GRENADE COMES AT THEE

OIYUEFWEOHWIFAWEFHFQGIG I HAVEN'T STUDIED GRENADES YET AAAAAAAAAAAA- *ducks for cover behind giant metal snail familiar for cover, scrambling for a spell in my refill folder*

Thank you so much :’)

My name is Dee

last name ceased

What’s yours?

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DOOT DOOT

The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.

greetings my skeletal ally, i offer you a mighty weapon in the form of

may it aid you in battle

THANK YOU DEARLY MY SKELETON ALLY I SHALL USE THIS SKELETON GRENADE WITH THE MASS RESPECT IT DESERVES