Sometimes I Really Miss How Simple Things Were No Cell Phones. The Things Were Glued To Every Waking

You ever cum so hard you’re just laying there shaking like Aj Wilkerson doing standup?

Ugh. Me today.

Do you ever get horny in a way that masturbating won’t fix? Horny in the way that you need to be held down and filled up til you go braindead and nothing else will be enough to satisfy the craving inside you? Cause same.

Ngl I have a love hate relationship with how we have streaming services now. And the concept of going to the store to rent a movie like literally hasent existed in almost 2 decades

It was just a whole experience. And even if you didn’t like the movie you ended up watching it. Maybe twice because you had it for a few days and paid for it.

Nowadays we just stream everything. Don’t like it in the first 15 mins? Pick something else.

Fall asleep and totally forget what you even put on to watch

Idk where I’m going with this but you 80s/90s kids know what I mean

BRITTANY MURPHY GOES TO BLOCKBUSTER (2002)

Every chance I get!

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

This is one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet in a long time

i once drove ten hours in a row but i didn't drive ten hours straight if you know what i mean

You in LA?

I am not, fortunately.

It’s like that most times