FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!

This is such a cool idea (also it connects my interest in minecraft diaries and outlander) like a minecraft diaries outlander au lol, where aphmau goes for a little stroll in the woods and touches a cool rock thing and boom, time travel. no memory loss just pretending to not be from the future lol

MCD au where Aphmau is from the future instead of being Irene

But the whole time she is trying really hard to make it seem like she isn’t from the future

She makes a lot of references that no one gets and they all kind of assume she is a deity because she knows so much but in reality it is all from a history class

a lineup of polands outfit/progression throughout the au 🥰

Yo, people with acne

These are hydrocolloid bandages. They work wonders at pulling fluid through skin and absorbing all that gunk. 

You can cut them down to size, wear them on your face at night, and in the morning you’ll see a noticeable difference plus the bandage visibly absorbs the goo and it’s gross but weirdly satisfying.

They’re cheaper than most acne products, they work, and 1 pack lasts for ages. They’re sold in the band-aid section of most pharmacies; try them if you can.

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

aphmau has a good day every day, garroth only has a good day if aphmau looks at him.

I really like coffee and sweets so I can never resist it.

@eternal-night-owl

i guess you forgot about me.

Best wishes for the birthday girl! :D

Werewolf McWerewolf

So Remus’s name really is ridiculous. The ‘Remus’ bit, I’m really not sure what possessed his werewolf-hating father to name him after a child raised by wolves, and I suppose the only consolation is that he didn’t call his child Romulus. But Lupin. What if there’s a reason for that? What if it isn’t so much a blind co-incidence that that’s his last name? Because we know Fenrir bit Remus because his father said werewolves ‘deserved nothing but death’. And we know werewolves were incredibly badly looked upon by wizarding society, but why was his father so outspoken about it? What if somewhere way back down the line, there was a werewolf in the family? Names relating to professions are really common here in England and the UK as a whole, as are things like “x-son”. Even ‘Potter’ was derived from a nickname of “Potterer”. So what I’m saying is, it’s really common to have surnames relating to your social position.

And maybe, just maybe, that werewolf back down the line somewhere was given the name purposefully, as a warning to people about what they were- and not just them, but all of their descendants too, like an eternal tag: this person is descended from a monster.

And maybe by Remus’s Dad’s time, the association wasn’t widely known anymore, but maybe some people knew, maybe he was just paranoid about it, but perhaps he was so outspoken against werewolves as overcompensation- to make sure no-one thought that his ancestry meant he had any unseemly sympathies. 

And really, Greyback? What if that’s just another passed down name, one identifying a werewolf descendant? In that case, Fenrir would probably recognise the name and be fully aware of what Remus’s father was trying to do. And what more punishment for someone trying to shrug off those shackles than to turn his son? What’s more, it would almost be like keeping it in the family. Maybe he made a point of turning what descendants he could?

What if, then, it’s not really a coincidence, but BECAUSE his name is ‘McWerewolf’ that he becomes a werewolf in the first place?

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--