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Stacie: we have to plan a suprise party for Emily's birthday. So we will split in groups of 3

Stacie: Chloe , you'll be working with Beca and Aubrey

Chloe: Alright ! My fantasy threesome !

Everyone:

Chloe:

Chloe: Of people on a team ...

Penelope : Well, Luke and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Penelope: That's right... We kissed!

For @prentiss-theorem bingo (I hope it makes sense, I'm not very good at writing)

Emily only eating chocolate and candies but after a hard case she's craving something else , so when everyone else are sleeping on the jet she goes to the kitchen and takes one pack of JJ's Cheetos, but then JJ wakes up hearing noise and goes to the kitchen to see where the noise is coming from. And she's seeing Emily eating her Cheetos

JJ: What are you eating ??

E: You wouldn't by chance believe me if I say this is not what it looks like

JJ: Why don't you tell and we'll see

E: Uhm .. you see ... it's ....

JJ: Is that ... Are you eating my Cheetos ??

E: Uh no...??

JJ: Emily !!! This was my last one

E: Sorry !! I'll buy you a dozen !! Look you can have the rest of them , I didn't eat much. It's just this case was very hard and I didn't want to eat chocolate again and they were there and you know I don't eat this stuff butI have seen the face you make when you eat them so I guessed the were good , so I gave them a chance . Sorry again

JJ: Oh Emily it's ok I understand

And then JJ started to get twice the amount of Cheetos and also kept one or two packs in her go bag for Emily in case she wanted to eat them again in the future

Jennifer Jareau in 11x11 Entropy. I’m convinced Paget was responsible for that outfit.

Dear paramount +,

Please let emily prentiss say fuck

Much thanks

Better than the original

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

Alicent: “I like Ser Criston cole.Thoughts?”

Gwayne: “And prayers.Girl what?”

Reid: what’s the dirtiest fruit? 

Penelope: oh! peaches. 🍑

Reid:

JJ: cherries? 🍒

Reid: 

Emily: banana. hands down. 🍌

Reid:

Derek: no, Prentiss. eggplant. come on. 🍆

Emily: that’s not a fruit- 

Reid: i believe it’s strawberries. do you know how many pesticides are sprayed on them? not to mention the number of possible pests inhabiting the domain. 🍓

Everyone: oh. 

Everyone: that’s not we thought you- 

Hotch, waking past the group without stopping: half a papaya. 

Gunpowder Milkshake + letterboxd reviews

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