𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗮: I Know That From The Outside , It Seem Like I Have Everything Together

Better than the original

The BAU Ladies get together for a movie night. They end up watching Magic Mike. They all notice Tito's resemblance to Alvez. Penelope can't look Alvez in the eyes the next day.

JENNIFER JAREAU in criminal minds 17x02

Alvez: *literally just existing*

Tara: your mom

Dear paramount +,

Please let emily prentiss say fuck

Much thanks

Head Canon 35

Veronica and Fangs like to talk shit about people to each other in Spanish.

Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

Emily Prentiss

Hi !! Can you write one of those group chat text but with Emily and y/n. They are in a secret relationship and y/n wears Emily's shirt which leads their relationship being revealed

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summary: reader shows up to work in emily’s shirt.

warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, swearing, a few mildly inappropriate jokes, and the BAU being menaces per usual.

thank you so much for your request!! this is my first emily x reader and i literally love this ask sm!!! sorry it took a while to get back to you, but i hope you like it!

sorry it’s so short yall, BARE WITH ME

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tag list for emily:

@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her

Penelope and Luke: (Glaring at each other)

Matt: Can you smell that?

Tara: Smell what?

Matt:(Gesturing to Penelope and Luke) The scent of sexual tension

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest asset?

Emily, pointing at her boobs: Need I say more?