Holy shit the fucking post I’ve been thinking about all month has shown up on my own dash, I’m pissing my eyes
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One of the greatest series has ended, but is also happening, has happened, and will happen. Thank you, Nick Robinson and Griffin McElroy, for the experience.
For those who’ve never seen Car Boys by Polygon, I really suggest you watch the series. If not, at least watch the finale.
MC: Please introduce yourself Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket- Yoongi: I’m Suga.
Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years? Yoongi: 33 years old.
Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat- Yoongi: A downside of capitalism. Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves. Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes. Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill- BTS: lmao why would you do that Yoongi: I have no reason to live on “We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”
[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering] Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?
“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.” Any specialties? Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight.
-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-
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I’m reading Honto Yajuu and suddenly I see Akira Kurusu??? @kawacy ?????
7 demons brothers means there's a perfect amount to actually change the names in Mambo No. 5:
A little bit of Lucifer in my life
A little bit of Mammon by my side
A little bit of Levi is all I need
A little bit of Satan is what I see
A little bit of Asmo in the sun
A little bit of Beel all night long
A little bit of Belphie, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your (hu)man
I think it is safe to say there is some kinda natural progression through the demon bros we all go through cause I mean, they all offer a little bit of every type for everyone so one day I’m straight out in love with Mammon and the next I’m eyeballing Belphegor and then the next I’m like “Hmmmmm…. Levi is kinda cute…” Mambo No 5. feat Devildom