Yeah Maybe I Should Look More Into My Brain.

fic: angst, enemies to lovers, slow burn, etc

me: I don't like when the same things keep repeating on fics sometimes they need to change a bit

fic: luke is unaware that din has been kissing him for weeks by touching foreheads through his helmets or that din has been courting him because luke doesn't know about mandalorian culture

me, automatically:

The looks of disappointment is real.

the only good thing about my adhd is that i can watch my favorite shows over and over again because i forget everything after a month.

Don’t worry @insignificant-artist Luci is (slightly reluctantly) here to take care of him and cat al has pinkies (provided by Rosie) as snacks before that.

The fact that all it took is to look at ONE drawing of this motivated me to draw and finish immediately. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Also I want to know who started the trend.

I see that you too, like me, have taken the "they like holding hands" in a cool and normal way

Completely and utterly. It certainly does not make me soft whenever I think about it and it does not put a silly little smile on my lips. I do not feel the urge to check the social media about others writing how they feel about this. I am completely focused on my day and not at all think how they like holding hands.

;))))))

Hey, hey. look at me

Bitch.

So from my calculations so far. My phone has 35% of screenshots out of 3,729 photos, my iPad has 57.4% of screenshots out of 6,347 photos.

Most of the non-screenshots-photos are arts/memes saved from the internet.

And most of the screenshots are from me capturing the atmosphere/coordinates of the games I play, my notes I wrote on my IPad in class, the teachers notes they wrote during online class, or more memes I found and didn’t have time to save it.

(I only have 133 selfies combined.)

Them: *talking for a long time*

-option A-

Me: *accidentally said something rude (on their standards), or interrupting them because I don’t know if they pause for effect or actually waiting for an answer*

Them: Stop interrupting me! It’s not proper of you to do that. *derailing the conversation entirely on how rude I was being*

-option B-

Me: *not talking*

Them: Why are you not answering me?! You shouldn’t let me go on without you answering. It’s rude! *also derailing the conversation entirely on how rude I was being*

And they wonder why I don’t bother talking with anyone.

They also wonder why my social skills are crap.

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

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