Inspired by this beautiful post by @hi-im-little-miss-me
Bat-fam watching Lego Batman and loving it, with extra uncle Supes
tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin
like and share the stream and maybe they won’t get got
Wally serves fr fr
me n the boys
"What's up danger?"
Time-warped or travel scenario where Bruce gets launched back into a younger version of himself with all the memories and the first thing he does is goes and gets Dick Grayson right after his parents' death, then pick up Jason, arrange about a million playmates to get Tim out of his house, and once he has those kids happy and taken care of, he goes off to find Cass, helps Steph with her dad, and leaves a very pointed voice-mail for Talia.
Alfred thinks he's more mentally ill than usual for knowing exactly which orphans and as he pointedly reminds Bruce, "children whose parents are still very much alive" he's trying to steal and adopt.
Bruce heatedly replies that they're his kids and that he's going to do everything right this time, rendering Alfred absolutely speechless until Bruce asks if Alfred would be able to make dinner for his new brood of kids.
"Try and remember who you're speaking to Master Bruce, I've thrown dinner parties with less notice"
"Great because I have a list of allergies and some notes on favourite foods."
omfg him
sum wally/barnaby wips
Soap: I could bench press you
Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny
Roach: I know where you keep your diary
Ghost:
Soap: You have a diary-?
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