Im Sorry Was I Ment To Find Out That Monkeys Apparently Have Food Pouches Like Chipmunks From Journey

Bonus:

“Percy, you can't ship Medusa's head to Olympus.” “Why not?”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-) S01E03 | “We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium”

what do you MEAN i have to complete tasks tomorrow

i already completed tasks TODAY

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

Til that you can stew fruits and so here is my first attempt to stew plums that were in the kitchen

I think it went well

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

one of the funniest things about percy exploring the mythic world is that unlike other children’s fantasy stories, there is absolutely no starry-eyed wonder, instead percy’s just going “ah fuck” at the tenth vaguely greek looking structure or yet another unexplainable magical occurrence. more than excitement at discovering this new world, he is just so tired of all the bullshit surrounding him 24/7 and i think it’s just so valid.

I’m sorry but Percy being like “ohhh so theres gotta be three guys that go on a life-threatening war-preventing quest. great for them. let me know when you find them. or don’t. lmao” and then trying to dip Is so Percy of him I can’t