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Cosplay plans! Cause i literally cannot think about anything else right now!!

Jaskier (The Witcher)

I think itd be fun to make this but it would take a long time

Im p sure he has multiple costumes but i wanna go with the iconic pinkish-red outfit from the show

His gayest look <3

Okay this line is written 4-5 minutes after the last one cause I looked up references and oh my god he is QUEER

I love him

Hes just like me fr

Anyways the long coat might be something I have to buy

Im not good at making coats :[]

I have the perfect wig though

Dunno yet -hes a long term investment.

Lets put dear Dandelion on the backburner for now.

Nero (DMC5)

NOW THIS BAD BOY

This is my pet project for next Comic Con, which is approximately 10 months from now.

I want. No. NEED to make the arm myself.

I have a mighty craving.

Doing his original demon arm pre-dmc5 prologue ouchie

Will be my first time working with EVA foam

I have most of his outfit just in my everyday wardrobe

Only roadblocks are the hair and the coat

The coat will likely be an altered thrift item

Whereas the hair might just be my own sprayed white.

Dunno about the hair just yet, but Im optimistic about this guy.

Getting/Making the sword would be awesome, but not needed.

Atreus (God of War: Ragnarok)

Ough my autism

I love him

Hair will have to be mine but cut

His hair is so short it would be hard to pass off with a wig

Lots of belts

LOTS OF BELTS

BRUH COOL IT WITH THE BELTS

Could probably just alter thrift items for most of it

And fake fur is cheap as hell at our nearest Joanns

I have a suitable bow

Im confident about this one

Especially cause theres no time limit on him - I can work on Atreus when Im not working on Nero

Raiden (MGR:R)

Im buying everything for this one honestly; its a casual cosplay I wanna wear out for no reason

I have everything I want to get for it in waiting, just need to get paid

Im gonna try to 3d print his jaw

Destiny (Star Wars OC)

Im kinda going back and forth on this one.

On one hand, itd be easier to commission the full set of clone armour and have it be fitted and painted professionally

BUT

I could also buy a blank set of armour to paint myself, which I think could be fun.

Dunno just yet, but excited nonetheless

Puppy (RUINER)

My👏au👏tism👏

I started playing Ruiner and I am in love with his design

Jacket would be thrifted and altered, the mask would have to be bought since im no good at electrical stuff

Otherwise I have most other pieces

Just need a lead pipe

Human Puss in Boots

OR im considering making Nerve, which could be cool.

Guillermo (WWDITS)

I have mostly everything for him already

Just need the glasses and a sweater

I love him so much hes just so :]

Literally already done as of today I just need to make his sword

When I get paid I am taking my ass to a hardware store for DOWEL

Im so excited

Built this one mainly cause Im playing Puss in an upcoming production of Shrek the Musical and I need my costume

But still, Ive been wanting to cosplay him for a very, very long time so this is exciting as all hell.

Subject to a part 2 but thats all I have for now!!

Happy valetines y'all, might fuck around and love some bitches

Deadass this is something that is honestly so helpful and important. My mom did this with me and my brother and I 100% plan on passing it on to my sister as she gets older. Please please p l e a s e do this. And if you’re a minor, please remember this. It absolutely will help and it could save your life.

-Nori

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Karkat, complaining about our headmate Equius:UGH NO YOURE NOT FEELING ME I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE HE SAID SORRY AFTER SHOULDER CHECKING ME.

Me:Youre upset cause he....was nice?

Karkat:YES BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WE'RE KISMATES ANYMORE? HE STOPPED TRYING TO KILL ME, HOW DO I KNOW IF HE STILL FEELS BLACK TOWARDS ME OR IF HE FEELS RED TOWARDS ME???

Me:I was into Homestuck for three years but wtf are you saying???

- Nori

Need to get back into Payday so uhhhh headcanons.

When the Safehouse food supply is restocked its like a fuckin wild card every time. If Chains is restocking it, everything is generally pretty healthy with a few sugary snacks here or there. If Joy is restocking it, these mfs are living off of fruit loops for a month.

Dallas tried dieting when he was younger but he hated every second of it. He's restorted to just eating what he wants and just working out a shit ton.

Nobody has a synced sleep schedule. The only time anyone gets up at the same time is if Dallas decrees it so for a heist.

^^ Hoxton gets up the earliest at 4:30 am, and Joy gets up the latest at anywhere from 9 am to 4 pm. Sometimes Jimmy just doesn't wake up. He could get 40 straight hours of sound REM sleep and still wake up tired.

Joy isn't allowed in the basement without supervision purely because they kept throwing various items at Wolf's head. So far theyve gotten away with cheese, a tortilla, white bread, and suction nerf darts.

^^ In defense, Wolf has taken to putting labels, stickers, and pieces of tape on Joy's jacket when they walk by.

Joy, Jimmy, and Sydney have made a game out of asking the other heisters who they kin.

^^ Most heisters don't know what that means but Wick replied with "Neo from the Matrix" without hesitation.

Clover and Bonnie often get into screaming matches and it worries everyone in the Safehouse; sometimes you'll just start hearing upset Scottish and Irish but when you ask the two about it, they respond with "Oh no I love that girl we're best friends." And it confuses the shit out of everyone.

Jimmy doesnt seem like he can sing but I firmly believe he sounds like Simon Curtis when he does.

I wanna draw them

Nightmare blunt rotation : Connor Macleod, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, Kratos, Vergil fron dmc, and Raiden from mgr

I love tumblr we have exclusive holidays like Suez Canal Blockage Anniversary and the Assassination of One Julius Caesar its fantastic

I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

The thought of both Bain and Joy being transmasc amuses me. Like Bain is this 40-50 y/o man who's hella experienced then theres this 22 y/o fuckin child who just started his transition and doesnt know shit.

Like. Concept.

Joy: *Struggling to breath after running from the cops*

Bain: Woah there bud, are you okay?

Joy: Yeah its just my binder.

Bain, who has been there, done that, knowing you're not supposed to do extensive physical activities in a binder: You McFucking WHAT

Heist idea where they rob a bank to pay for Joy's surgeries.

Bain and Joy fuckin syncing their injection times so they can bond over it.

Also Jiro unofficially adopting Joy and just. Finding out about him being trans before he comes out so he pulls the ol switcharoo and sits down with Joy one day and just goes.

Jiro, in a totally disappointed, deadpan tone: You are not my daughter.

Joy, panicking internally: Oh.

Jiro: Because you are my son.

Joy: :D

Dallas correcting hostages and even police when they misgender Joy.

Bain helping Joy grapple with dysphoria and stay up with him when he needs it.

Sokol teaching him to play hockey, saying stuff like "Oh look at you, big strong man" when he noticed Joy looking a little down.

Bodhi being the last person to learn that Joy is trans.

Bodhi: Okay girl here's the thing-

Joy: I'm a guy

Bodhi:

Bodhi: Okay boy here's the thing-

Houston just seeing Joy style his hair differently and mentally going "Oh little bro? Worm."

Vlad getting knocked on his ass by Joy's voice dropping in between interactions.

Some of the team members talk slower when they talk about Joy cause they don't wanna mess up and use the wrong pronouns.

Hoxton panicked and used they as sone point and Joy went "Oh? :°" and becomes a certified he/they

Just general Trans Joy things, might make another post, sorry for the rambling i just kinda saw Joy and projected immediately.

- Nori

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