Update! I Bought Spinach Because It Has Iron! Next Time I Have Rice We're Gonna Party But For Now I Kinda

how many songs and proverbs can you mash up before they don’t register individually anymore

(Working the late shift, wanna go home)

bro got beautiful legs from the fae

IT'S EAT ROCKS FRIDAY EVERYONE

happy eat rocks friday

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

Fun neat fact my original blog name was going to be mydadisadorable and it was going to have short meaningful posts about adorable things my dad does out of pocket and sometimes other people's adorable qualities too. Unfortunately the blog name was taken. I will however attempt to still post adorable things about people because people are adorable!!

ooh ooh ooh it's me in real life! want to know what it is?

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the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out

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“I should be distressed that I drop off to sleep during my prayers and during my thanksgiving after Holy Communion. But I don’t feel at all distressed. I know that children are just as dear to their parents whether they are asleep or awake and I know that doctors put their patients to sleep before they operate. So I just think that God ‘knows our frame; He remembers that we are dust.'”

St. Therese of Lisieux

"get out of the way Spider-Man we have Elephant Boy now"

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc