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1 year ago

Some of y’all act like labels are some holy thing defined by god and that they can never change definitions or have flexible meanings.

1 year ago
Be Ace, Be Aware Redraw (?) Of Last Year's Post
Be Ace, Be Aware Redraw (?) Of Last Year's Post

Be ace, be aware redraw (?) of last year's post

1 year ago
Mag172

mag172

1 year ago

was going to make a joke about how jon in theory is a leftist and objectively believes in "power to the people" and all that but fundamentally he simply finds people at large to be dumb and annoying and every time someone disagrees with his opinion in a way that ticks him off he briefly becomes 100% supportive of complete authoritarianism, ideally with himself as the dictator of the known universe, and then I remembered that wouldn't actually be a joke because he did canonically do exactly that.

1 year ago

sex-repulsed jon is fine and excellent and i love that for everyone generally however i am kind of tired of people acting like that’s the only way for an asexual to be


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1 year ago

The Creation of the Archivist.

The Creation Of The Archivist.

[Click for better quality pls]


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1 year ago

the secret sauce of jonah magnus is refusing to become a victim in a world where that is fundamentally impossible so you damn your whole species to the slaughterhouse for the privilege of being its administrator hope this helps <3

1 year ago
Do You Want To Know What She Sees When She Looks At You?

do you want to know what she sees when she looks at you?


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1 year ago
“I’m Sure He’s Watching From His Office. Grinning From Ear To Ear.”

“I’m sure he’s watching from his office. Grinning from ear to ear.”


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1 year ago

when will my beloved spooky grandpa tts voice augustus return from the war

1 year ago

aroace spec jonelias... save me...

aroace spec jonelias

save me aroace spec jonelias

1 year ago

Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook


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1 year ago
The Archivist’s Crimson Fate

the Archivist’s crimson fate


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1 year ago

the thing about jonelias is that it's great for ace people because they're literally incapable of having sex in normal ways

1 year ago
This Stinker, Tma Character Sheet #6!

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!


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1 year ago

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

1 year ago
Jon "i Dont Need A Psychiatrist" Sims
Jon "i Dont Need A Psychiatrist" Sims
Jon "i Dont Need A Psychiatrist" Sims

jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims

Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!

1 year ago

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.


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1 year ago

jonah magnus my favourite ftmtmtmtmtmtmtmtm

1 year ago

I am aware I have died on this hill before but people who really strenuously argue that fanfic isn't "real writing" drive me insane. what do you meeeaaaaannn. besides the fact that any attempt to define "real art" vs "fake art" is inherently reactionary, it just doesn't make any sense. it's Writing. people Write it. what the fuck are you talking about.

1 year ago

i tolerate the common fanon interpretation of lonelyeyes. i merely tolerate it. because i have a vision in my mind of a better, more aromantic lonelyeyes. i could elaborate but it wouldn't matter because nobody would understand


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1 year ago
He's So Tax Evasion Core 😍😍😍

he's so tax evasion core 😍😍😍

1 year ago
Everyone's Listening To The Magnus Protocol And I'm Still Obsessed With Whatever These Fuckers Had Going

everyone's listening to the magnus protocol and i'm still obsessed with whatever these fuckers had going on

1 year ago
Everyone's Listening To The Magnus Protocol And I'm Still Obsessed With Whatever These Fuckers Had Going

everyone's listening to the magnus protocol and i'm still obsessed with whatever these fuckers had going on


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1 year ago
>:3c

>:3c

1 year ago
UNDER MY WING

UNDER MY WING

1 year ago

people who like hannigram but not jonelias could just say that instead of acting like hannigram is somehow less groomy than jonelias but what do i know


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1 year ago
Weapon Choosing Screens For Elias And The Esteemed Archivist
Weapon Choosing Screens For Elias And The Esteemed Archivist

weapon choosing screens for Elias and the esteemed Archivist

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