I Would Perish On The Spot

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

i’m gonna tjrowbip

Have watched this so many times I’m obsessedt

i can't stop watching this

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

Yes son, I knew you were having sex with your stepdad. I knew bot of you were in the closet even before marrying him, in fact I actively seeked him out for this, and because I knew he was your type. Please, sit down dear, I need to explain to you what a fujoshi is