Opening A Different App When The Internet Connection Goes Down As If That'd Fix It

the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?

youve been reassigned, soldier. turn in your penis

the concept of balatro porn mods seems like a step towards an accidental reconvergence on the early pc casino-themed eroge wave

how could you add these groundbreaking lines to this and then leave them in the tags

Have you heard of the red string of fate?

There is this idea that the string, it connects you to your destined lover. Your soulmate. I find it hard to believe. Nor do I wish to believe it. I much prefer my hands. They hold on to people I want in my life, refusing to let go.

They grab my mother's shirt so I don't get lost in a crowd. They fit easily into my friend's hand, slick with sweat and intertwining with her fingers. They reach for my sister, dwarfing her little palm in their own. They hold onto the balcony railing as I watch people pass by, they carry fragile flowers in their palms with utmost care, they push aside the curtains in my home to let sunlight in, they hold books and crinkle the pages as I read an embarrassing scene, they cradle the faces of people I love. I could go on and on.

I think, what I mean to say is, I put much more trust in the strength of my desperate hands than in a string that may break if I tug at it too hard.

Loving things too much should not be a curse, after all.

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

ahhh this is perfect how has this not been done before

Ghost quartz (Cairngorm?) as that one Newdad album trend~

The second I saw this trend I was like. This is soo Cairngorm-coded.. I hope no one did this before >_<

born a girl, grew up in the great swag boom of 2012, now i'm a boy. that's the power of #swag

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

oh shid i didn't know lemme get on with the program real qui

We're all alone, walking in twilight

The night‘s been long, and so many have fallen

Feel no remorse, light will be breaking

Our freedom is worth it all