But Smh He Also Needs To Cut Out His Voicebox Bcs He Needs To Stop Asking About Femtanyl Soooo Likeeee

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im a girl

im not like the other girls im a boy

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

hahah! kind of unrelated buttt

"The moon depends on the sun to shine, but the sun doesn't care; in fact, the sun is so focused on the Earth that it doesn't notice the moon basking in its glow. Shame the sun will never recognize how the Earth keeps the moon close for a reason..."

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Hunger Games Theory about Johanna Mason

I have a theory I only realised recently (and maybe it's a stretch, but I think it's fascinating to think about):

We know a lot of the first names from the districts relate in some way to their district industry. But what about surnames? It's not as common, but we see some instances: the Trinket family in the Capitol, or let's look at Plinth in District 2, for example. What is a plinth? A sort of column, typically of carved stone. What is District 2's industry? *Masonry*. You know who else has a surname related to *Masonry*? Right, Johanna Mason.

So knowing District 2 trains & supplies a notable amount of Peacekeepers, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to think someone from 2 with the surname 'Mason' may have become a Peacekeeper. In any case it seems like an odd name for someone from the lumber district. So my theory is that a Peacekeeper from 2 was stationed in District 7, fell in love with a girl there & had a daughter who they named Johanna.

Now, we know that the rules for Peacekeepers forbid marriage & having children. We also know there's been more than one rigged reaping. So I think Johanna's father was a Peacekeeper from 2 & she was purposefully reaped to punish him for breaking the rules.

HOWEVER, this theoretical father would have a) known he broke the rules of the Capitol, & b) been trained in combat as a peacekeeper. Katniss states people in 12 don't go into the mines until they are 19 so that they never have the chance to learn how to use a pickaxe BEFORE being reaped for the games to put them at a disadvantage. So are girls in District 7 usually chopping lumber at 13, 14, 15? I'm not so sure. So Johanna could have been trained to fight by her father with the most inconspicuous weapon available in 7: an axe. Johanna received a TWO for her training score; Katniss says this was a trick to appear weak to her opponents, but what if it was also to hide the fact she had combat training from the Gamemakers/Capitol?

Well, the plan to reap Johanna to punish her father backfired spectacularly on the Capitol when she revealed she could fight & ended up winning the games. So while I do think part of the reason they killed everyone close to Johanna is because she resisted being trafficked by the Capitol, if this theory were true they would have also killed them to make Johanna pay for winning the games when she was supposed to die as punishment for her father...

alr alr so hear me out in the agni kai vs azula TECHNICALLY katara was the one to defeat azula and TECHNICALLY the stakes for that agni kai were becoming firelord so...

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT

KATARA HAD TO BE THE FIRELORD AND ZUKO HAS TO MARRY HER IN A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE TO BECOME THE FIRELORD AGHHHHH

pls someone write this fanfic or else point me to it if it already exists or i'll have to write it myself

ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Thanks for the tag @siriuslyobsessed394!!!

Casual (Chappell Roan)

Slut! (Taylor Swift) (even if you don't like her this song is a vibe)

Chemtrails Over the Country Club OR Abbey by Mitski

@bikisser23, @light-cornflower-blue @awolfindecember @ican-fixitbooks @lloydakathatonefriend @lady-iskra @gloomybadger4life, @lace-miserables or anyone else!!!

MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

reblog this with 3 songs:

the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)

your current favourite song

a song of your choice

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mine:

its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele

trastevere - måneskin

nevermore - queen

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im going to be like 90 years old in a wheelchair talking ab some ‘wait but I need to finish this 300k zk fic’ when the nurse comes to get me for bed 😭😭

oh i misunderstood what u meant but @siriuslyobsessed394 does NOT do computer science

mb gang

the concussion thoughts are crazyy

i'm surrounded by nerds

why do you look so sad 😭

Challenge >:3

using this picrew make it look like you :D

no magical color eyes

Make it look as much like you as possible

you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho

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