Waiter: How are you guys doing tonight! What can I get you started with?”
Me: Mental health, financial stability, no more student loans, a healthy relationship with my parents, and life advice.
Waiter:
Me: I’ll have a water please
The kids I’m babysitting: You’ve got a boyfriend! You’ve got a boyfriend!!
Me, a lesbian: a what
reblog this if your blog is a safe space for poc
Go jack yourself off to the joker again or some shit.
This isnt some fun 'purge' cosplay shit or whatever.
Imagine using your white privilege to destroy and spray paimt BLM onto walls, get confronted about it and just ignore it
If you see this post you’re legally obligated to comment your favorite fanfiction
Adhd culture is closing app #1 to find something on app #2 then dinking around until you forget about what you were looking for then going back to app#1 to try and trigger your memory as to why the hell you left in the first place
“coach… put me in, coach”: sid with the game-saving block | pens vs isles, 20 may 2021
APPARENTLY QUEEN ELIZABETH IS DEAD??? IS THIS HOW I WAKE UP ON THIS THURSDAY MORNING?!!? someone shoot Charles I know nothing about British politics but something about that man's face,,,,,it's giving corpse
WHERE IS CODY YOUR HONOR IS HE OKAY??? IS HE SAFE???? IS HE GONNA WHOOP OBI-WANS ASS???? I HOPE SO
I have literally no idea what I'm doing, promise ace - they/them/he
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