Waiter: How Are You Guys Doing Tonight! What Can I Get You Started With?” 

Waiter: How are you guys doing tonight! What can I get you started with?” 

Me: Mental health, financial stability, no more student loans, a healthy relationship with my parents, and life advice. 

Waiter: 

Me: I’ll have a water please

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HEY!!

Protests are not for you to live out your anarchy dreams okay??

Go jack yourself off to the joker again or some shit.

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Imagine using your white privilege to destroy and spray paimt BLM onto walls, get confronted about it and just ignore it

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3 years ago

WHERE IS CODY YOUR HONOR IS HE OKAY??? IS HE SAFE???? IS HE GONNA WHOOP OBI-WANS ASS???? I HOPE SO


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