First Time Drawing The Old Man.

Eggs: egg fried rice or eggy bread, anything else makes me feel sick.

Steak: not bothered as long as it aint raw or burnt, so probably medium.

Milk: again not bothered, usually whatever's in the fridge lol, so semi skimmed. i guess.

Alcohol: havent tried any, closest thing to alcohol is bitter shandy and ginger beer, highly recommend those, delish. (they're just fizzy drinks)

Warm drink: always love a good cuppa (tea) no sugar tho. hot chocolate's nice too. but @xi1dius cup-a-soup is not a fucking drink, it is a crime against god.

i just wanna throw hands with somebody, punching biting, all that jazz and roll around on the floor until we're tired and fall asleep leaning on each other.

like c'mon darlin, I'll be your punching bag if you'll be mine?

bonus points if we sit and patch each other up afterwards

NETFLIX!!! MY FAITH IN YOU IS SLIGHTLY RETURNING!!

THEY PUT FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD BACK ON!!!

WOOOO

time to go watch it instead of doing the pile of homework i got the second i stepped foot in the school building.

Random one piece headcannons

I know I should be working on the two fics I decided to start but...shhh

Zoro has green eyelashes. Just something about it makes sense and it would look pretty cool

Zoro uas definitely lost feeling in his feet after he tried to slice the buggers off...in the moment it may have seemed like a good idea but now he has feet of steel. Others on the crew are worried but he likes the advantage of having less feeling in them. Realistically this could affect his balance but if we say it's just slight damage to the point where he cant really feel the pain or temperature on his feet then he'd probably be happy about it.

Nami has scars and remnants of hours the arlong tattoo underneath the new one. Because did you see how she was going at it? ain't no way she's got no scars. And as for the tattoo, i don't know what kinda magic they've got in that world to remove tatoos so perfectly in one go but I like the idea that it's there but really faded like a reminder as well as the scars.

Luffy has stretch marks....my guy has stretched so much and I know its his devil fruit and all but there'd scenes where he can only reach so far. So if he does that often (stretching himself as far as he can go and then trying to go too far) he should surely have stretch marks.

Luffy probably had bite mark scars, like he fully chompin on those thumbs like he's Eren Yeager, he has some teeth scars and I ain't listening to criticism on this

my asks are open, you can ask for drabbles, headcannons, fics or whatever, even just for a chat, you lot are welcome to say hi.

does anyone else assign tastes to objects?

like I'll look at a computer monitor at school and my brain just goes "really shit liquorice"

or batteries tasting like lemon

i told someone i knew they'd taste like spicy cucumber.

idk what's going on...i think im just tired but eh, what can i do?

Would thou write a little accidentally shrinking Simon's mask in the washer 🗣️

yes, I shall write a tibbit of shrinking the scary mans mask.

You had been trying to do him a favour, seeing him return with blood all over the damn thing. You'd had to practically peel the mask away from him even after he'd reluctantly agreed to let you wash it. Your efforts, while valiant, halted when you realised doing it by hand with an old toothbrush and wet sponge was getting you nowhere. So, after cursing whatever material he uses for the skull, you put it in the washing machine, thinking nothing of it...until you were met with a glowering ghost, towering in the doorway which would almost be horror movie gold if it weren't for the fact he was stood with a mask that clung to his face, the holes for his eyes were strained, making them look almost comically large. You could see the shape of his nose and how it was being pushed down, almost flat. You hold in your fit of laughter and end up in a staring contest which definitely did not help your composure. "Y/N" He growled, but instead of responding with fear you sputtered out a laugh, the way his mask clung to his mouth muffled his voice more than usual and you could the fabric straining against his mouth, reminding of you of those sheet ghost costumes but drenched in water. And so you ran for your life. Simon was never going to let you wash his mask again.

(this was my first ask! i hope i did your idea justice!) :]

my grandmas fuckin hilarious out of context.

today we were rootin around Christmas decks and im looking for something and all i hear is this mildly distressed/disappointed voice of my grandma go

"I've lost me balls"

SHE COULDN'T FIND THE FUCKIN BELLS TO PUT ON HER MINI CHRISTMAS TREE-

i was helping her with the smudges left on her windows after she'd attempted to cleaned them and guess what i get from her?

"you missed a spot" "eh, it's alright" bitch!? you're the reason im stuck in the bloody window, because you can't clean the smudges *you* left behind.

i love her dearly but dear god she's madder than the mad hatter.

i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

WOULD THOU INSPECT THEE KÖNIG???

Konig shall also be inspected. i am a lover of any hulk of a man. 🙏

help me find this song plz!

ive got this song stuck in my head and i cant find it anywhere!

it kinda sounds french with a woman singing it and she says something but i cant make out what maybe something like "it's you"?

and then it goes really soft, almost classical?? think uhh a drawn out violin sound?

la la la laaa lala la lalala la

kinda like that if it makes sense lol like they are saying the "lala"