Since Watering Means Giving Something Water But Milking Means Extracting Milk From Something That Must

i can’t wait to have someone to be clingy with

#justiceforfirstkill

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.

I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.

The site that wins simply by remaining upright.

We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.

Netflix canceled first kill, and im sooooooo angry. I HAD SOMETHING GOOD AND CAMPY A ROMANCE THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED FOR ONCE.

looking at the lesbian tag isn’t enough, I need an actual girlfriend to be with