Controversial Opinion, I Dont Ship Mike And Will, Because WILL DESERVES BRTTER THAN MIKE THERE I SAID

This is clearly the answer as to why lactose intolerance is a thing too

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

thank GOD the  new song is good btw my entire body was clenched in terror bc if it had been bad i wouldve killedmyself

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

i...i volunteer

I want to shower a girl with so many kisses and watch her turn into a giggling mess as she blushes.

Introducing the phrase "found family" to fandom spaces was a mistake. Now half of fandon wants to force their "found families" into neat little boxes like "this is the dad, this is the mum, this is the fun uncle, these ones are siblings", even though the entire POINT of found family as a concept was to reject traditional family structures as the norm and rigid ideas of what a family even is, and then they get big mad whenever even dares suggest something romantic or sexual could happen between two completely unrelated mature adult characters they've arbitrarily decided are "parent/child" or "siblings" based on basically NOTHING in canon and start accusing that potential relationship of being incestuous. That's not how that works! That's not how any of this works!!

Fuck the super bowl we’ll see maddy vs Cassie and fez and Lexi tonight

i wouldn't let a vampire snack on my blood for safety reasons, UNLESS they were a very beautiful woman then she can do as she pleases

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.

“Thank you! I don’t know why people struggle with this.”

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