Do You Ship Tails X Sails X Mangey X Nine?

Look what you made me do. An alternate rougetails ending

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Just saw someone say that s*nadow gets more hate than sontails. What

IT'S GIVING WHITE STRAIGHT MEN SAYING THEY'RE THE MOST OPRESSED DEMOGRAPHIC

Metails because I think they're funny

Boom!sontails bc ????

Also scouriles

There will never be enough sth fanart where tails gets absolutely wrecked in all senses of the word and it's devastating to me

I'm not going to elaborate

Tornado had a re-skin I guess?

How do you think things would go if Tails and Nine met? Could they bond immediately, or would arguments arise due to feelings such as jealousy?

Oof I'm not gonna lie I'm really bad at analyzing characters and forming my thoughts, plus english isn't my first language so even if I did try writing something it probably wouldn't make much sense

But what I can say is that it would not go easy

More appreciation for Tails having a creepy, unsettling husband that he absolutely adores

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!!!!! tails can have a terrifyingly possessive husband and a lowkey toxic relationship as a treat... maybe even three?

i think shadow would be the most possessive of him, to the point where he may become furious if another man even so much as pays tails attention, and that's like super delicious yummy yummy to me. absolutely in love with the idea of him having this deep seated urge to just keep him to himself. he's already jealous enough of silver and sonic and the fact that having to share tails with them, he doesn't need the competition. he IS the ultimate lifeform after all, why does tails need anyone else?

personally i've always found it more fun to play around with the idea of silver or sonic being freaks too, like those boys have experienced so much loss and tragedy in their lives and they're way too chill about it. maybe something about getting with tails finally awakens all that grief and makes them realize they don't wanna lose him and so they go to any lengths to keep him to themselves. sonic is much more touchy-feely and just loves getting and giving attention from and to tails, his little hedgie tail wagging every time their bodies are close in proximity.

silver is the kinda guy to show affection through grand gestures like gifts and presents so i can see that being a rapid decline from just bringing tails new tools every day to straight up bringing home the heads of his rivals. he's probably the worst one ngl have you seen what he's been through?

unlike shadow i feel like they'd be more inclined to work in a pair to achieve that- at least at first, when the feelings start growing stronger they'd probably turn on each other too, scrapping vicious and bloody for that boy. shadow stays out of it because he's above such nonsense but he still watches in hopes they might kill each other lol.

tails is just blissfully unaware of it all for the most part but in the scenario where he does become aware he'd probably end up being scared of them. not that he could do anything about it. if he runs, they'll catch him. if he hides, they'll find him.

he's destined just to be the cute little wife for these three bastards.

coming back to my jealous tails idea. the rest of this issue is kinda ass but archie sonic #171,,,, that one page is so freaking good dude.. hell yeah....... tails cant even stand to be in the same room as sonic when hes talking about fiona......

ok now imagine that page but instead of tails being upset over fiona he just wants sonic super bad

sonic is such a dick here too HAHA

i edited one part of one issue of the idw comics from sonic