Jade *talking About Lawrence*: Can We Throw Him Out The Window Yet?

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!

Wally talking to Dick: Trust me. Relationships are nothing but pain and misery.

Artemis: *punches Wally*

Wally: what did I just say.

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow