Jade, Talking About Wally: Artemis, Your Vagina Needs Glasses. He's Not Worth It.

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

Wally and Artemis: *Arguing*

Artemis: Fuck you

Wally: Later. Now listen here you piece of shit

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour