Artemis: What I Want Is To Stop Wanting A Man

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.

Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child

Robin: This is your car

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus