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What if I chibified the Bishops? 👀

Memento

POV you're confronted by a small lamb

Plowed thru cult of the lamb on the weekend while babysitting my grandma and was TRYING to get my brain back to focus on other things but nooooo just had to spam us. Guess I gotta go look at fanart now thanks

here, look, another fanart but made by me you're welcome

Why does he have big stupid tbh eyes

A quick sketch of the babiest of the lambs 🩸

I picked up cult of the lamb recently!! Lambsona moment

Finally done phew

I have seen exactly ZERO people mention how you can pet the dog members???

Is this not a thing people notice, or are they too heartless to care?

My university exams are making me scream in pain, but at least I have this angry loaf and his friend sheep-crown

listening to music is like the only thing in the world

party animals

Love it when someone says ‘Good morning, X community’ because it always has the feel of a prison warden waking up the unruly inmates

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

WHO, WHO IS THIS KID, AND WHY IS HE SO COOL?

the new dhmis episodes awakened a new blorbo in me i think

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

This is something Jerma would be wearing as he comes to you live from the river Styx

Some of my favourite requiem chasubles. We never see priests wearing anything like this anymore. Memento mori!

I hope you get consumed by it

Love when deli meat gets the slime on it. I love that meat slime baby!

Help

Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.

I have become the milf.

My two moods

Not a dream. A prophecy.

had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.

tumblr please perform dream analysis on this.

There’s two kinds of people…

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

My two moods

Would you like to sail off on an adventure with Mazelinka?

Fuck off

I cannot tell you how much I got out of this being my first anonymous ‘ask’ :)

thank you