18+ as an age indicator.not audience! Most things I reblog are videos that I can’t look at yet.
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Pros of not:
- I don’t have to
Cons of not:
- It will ruin my life
Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.
i have a complex relationship with brand names and logos on weapons because on the one hand it does tell me where i can get one for myself but on the other it completely annihilates their sexual appeal
💯🙏💛🟨👍
My favourite activity is, when someone likes/reblogs one of my fanfictions, to go through that person’s entire blog. I love it so much. So, just know that if you have liked one of my fics - it’s another blog so you won’t know - then I know you better than you know yourself.
I’d sure love to introduce Harold III, King of Norway, to my dearest friend, Harold Godwinson, heir to the Earldom of Wessex.
i know 196 is a reddit thing but like. what does it mean. what do those numbers represent
Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)
WHO TOLD YOU
“Captain, where the hell are we now!?”
What is happening with the ‘For You’ algorithm right now??
Because I have seen not one, not two, but three posts about kinks that I have never interacted with in anyway (degradation, piss, and the final being bluntly transphobic when I myself am trans??) and have no clue why they’re there. I get it if Tumblr is trying to let smaller blogs get their posts seen, but Jesus Christ, I do not want random posts about random concepts that I either have no interest in or clash with my preconceived algorithm. Simply, what is up, Tumblr?
Flipping between reading Lessons in Chemistry and staring off into the distance
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
I can’t comprehend this post
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
Mostly I’m anti-capitalist, but going from 6 hours of schoolwork to 6 hours of an actual job feels good because I’m paid for it and I don’t have to worry about time (even with the fact that I actually got burned twice, and I only realised one of those times!)
reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer
"because you were lied to, does not mean that everything is a lie. do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world."
brennan lee mulligan sometimes you say shit like this during a campaign and it makes me want to tear my hair out
Immediate attraction to the woman who just passed me as I lean against a pole, her smoking and carrying a hobby-craft bag.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bloomsbury has acquired a companion book to the BBC television series “Ghosts”. Katy Follain, head of Bloomsbury general, acquired UK and Commonwealth rights to Ghosts: The Button House Archives from Paul Stevens at Independent Talent. It is her first acquisition since she joined Bloomsbury. The companion book will be published on 26th October 2023. “Ghosts” was first broadcast in 2019 and has been nominated for multiple national comedy awards. It returns for the final season this September. The tie-in book is described as “a hilarious, colourful and entertaining compendium of surviving artefacts and documents relating to the ghosts of Button House’s past lives”. Ghosts: The Button House Archives will be written by Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard and Ben Willbond – six of the ghosts who also co-starred in the franchise Horrible Histories. They will be signing books at events around the country in the run-up to Christmas. They said: “We started kicking around the idea of a ‘Ghosts’ companion book quite early on in the life of the series and got very excited about how the characters could show up in all kinds of documents and artefacts. We’re delighted to finally be bringing this idea to life with Bloomsbury to produce something we hope fans will treasure.” Follain added: “To be working with this hugely talented group of writers on the tie-in book of such a massively popular comedy series is complete heaven. It combines everything I want the non-fiction Bloomsbury General list to be: quality and best-in-show entertainment with broad appeal. It is the perfect Christmas gift and I’m looking forward to seeing the fans dressed up in their favourite ‘Ghosts’ costumes for the events.”
I think I’m being neglected
L, they actually didn’t, my dad gave verbal consent (but I also have to be there until lunch to get my ticket because I didn’t get it today)
it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭
Nahhhhhhh, I’ll be there ‘till July
it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭
What if I procrastinate leaving school, though?
it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭
Dapper man even tips his fedora before a fight lol
Holds his hat to chest at Aunt May's place
A total sweetheart 💕 💖
And of course, fights Nazis
Is the only spiderman to have a gun, because private eye / 1920s hard boiled detective type
This has no importance but I want to get this down, metaphorically, on paper to understand my feelings:
Okay, so my parents will be at a festival when my prom is, meaning they’re unable to take me, which I get. But my dad’s annoyed that he can’t take me and I genuinely don’t know why; he’s trying to figure out a way for someone to take me in our campervan, but it really doesn’t matter to me. Like, I don’t care if I go in a normal car - that isn’t the issue. It’s more that they were also on holiday when I started my final exams, so I had to take care of the house, our dogs, and myself, all while doing the things that will determine my future. Again, I get it, there was a mix-up with dates and that’s fine. What annoys me, is that they act like I’m completely helpless by myself even though I’ve done this kind of thing before. For the last three years, in fact, so there’s blatant proof that I can handle this. I don’t need their help, I don’t know if it’s the daddy-issues talking or the mommy-issues, but something’s talking! If they let me take care of it, like I have most others things that I’m involved in, then it’d be fine, but them acting like I have no other choice apart from relying on them really gets on my nerves. Anyway, rant over, I’m gonna keep knitting.
Never have I been exactly worried about the whole ‘sites share your data and invasion of privacy’ thing, but I do have to say it’s a bit weird when tumblr gives you an ad that has the exact things that are currently in your like-list.
And no, I didn’t crop it weird. That is the ad that it showed me.