Oh No I Have Gotten Unreasonably Attached To A Character Again

WHO TOLD YOU

YOU LOVE WOMEN!

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Are we gonna talk about the amazing comparison between Mark’s cast photo and everyone else’s?

Red carpet media photo shoot versus Sisyphean Space Man(TM)

Not a dream. A prophecy.

had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.

tumblr please perform dream analysis on this.

mean and violence bros

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

mini update of this post!

need to tweak some details still but... he's real!!!

Lobster