You Have No Idea Who I Am. I Am But A Spirit In The Wind. A Passing Tumblr User Who Will Drift Off In

Nothing aggravates me more than the ‘Ask app not to track’ notification, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO ASK??? I’m not knocking gently on the door, pushing it open, and saying ‘ummmm… can you maybe not take all of my data and analytics and make me feel like less of a person and more of an opportunity for capitalism?…. no…? Okay, sorry for bothering you.’ NO! I want them to NOT TRACK ME.

My comfort dumbasses: Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Crankgameplays

My comfort weirdos: Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Steven Lim, and Alex Hirsch

My comfort nerds: Rhett, Link, John Green, and Brennan Lee Mulligan

Okay, y’all, I’m looking for this one fic about a robot that Tony Stark made, with the first chapter being about her being made and also being given a cat, which dies during that chapters. It’s a whole ‘When She Loved Me’ fic style, and the title has an acronym and it’s her name, too. It’s a whole thing where the acronym was stupid, but it made the name work. Also, it’s set during Age of Ultron, at least, the first couple chapters are. P.s it’s on Quotev, probably not Wattpad

Thanks to anyone who has any idea what this could be!

Patton: *makes a moose sound*

Thomas: Patton, I’m-

Patton: *louder moose sound with hand antlers*

Logan: Did you factor in the antlers?

Thomas: I’m factoring them in as we speak!

Logan: Fun fact about moose: they’re the last surviving species of North American mega fauna.

Thomas: No points to Logan.

Logan: Points to the audience for learning!

Roman: God, Logan, it’s not the extra credit show, it’s make animal sounds!

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

I thought about doing this with Unus and Annus, but I thought Damien and Celine worked better… especially for the end

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

before 2022 ends does anyone wanna admit they wanna kill and eat me !!

What do you think Tumblr is for?

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

Yes, this is real.

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