The Real People Who Are Gonna Defeat Thanos

Hunk: Lance, why are you posing?

Lance: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.

Keith: We're not on Earth.

Lance:

Pidge: If he cries, it's your fault.

keith’s twitter profile picture

Here’s the fusion for Bloodstone (Robin) & Sodalite (Cyborg): Flourite

As someone previously suggested, Flourite is very much like Garnet in his usual demeanor, but is prone to being a little more hotheaded at times. He’s extremely focused when it comes to missions (tunnel visioning on the problem if it’s ongoing). Like Garnet, punching things is usually his go-to problem solver, but he will simmer down and get more stealthy if a fight turns too dangerous.

If he decides to unload & tell anybody about how he’s feeling (usually Pietersite), it’s obvious he has some self-worth issues and feels like a failure if he doesn’t do his absolute best for the team. Big emotionally constipated leader bby, he is~

*over text*

Kon, texting: Guess you’ll have to send me hot texts tonight

Tim, also texting: If I had 8 limbs like an octopus I’d touch you with all of them.

Kon: Ok try again

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

Voltron actor AU where everything’s the same but Voltron is a live-action TV show and the paladins are actors:

Their names are the same in real life. They go by different names in the show. 

Keith and Lance still have a “rivalry.” Red and Blue didn’t originally have it, but when the cast first met and the directors saw how Keith and Lance interacted, they wanted to write it in. 

Shiro’s arm is still a prosthetic, although the scar is fake.

sometimes the makeup crew forgets the scar. literally no one notices until it’s the end of filming

“Shiro…” “Huh?” “…they forgot the sca–” “are yOU FUC–”

 Shiro, Keith, Lance, Hunk, and Allura all do their own stunts. 

Pidge is only 17 and their mom won’t sign the waiver for them to do their own stunts. 

No one really knows how their little production company was able to afford hiring Allura, who’s a big time actress and super talented.

they eventually find out that she’s a giant mecha/space nerd and came to /them/ asking for a role and willing to do it for free

No one really knows if Coran has a script or if he was told to just say whatever

Lance calls Keith “Red” so often that Keith thinks Lance has forgotten his name

he hasn’t.

The paladins, Allura, Coran, and basically all the actors boycott after season 2, demanding retribution for the way they wrote Hunk and Lance’s characters. 

Hunk has an engineering degree in real life.  

Matt isn’t Pidge’s real life brother, but when they first meet it goes something like: “baby sister!” “big brother!” and they end up inseparable.

Pidge’s mother is known for calling Pidge at work just to talk to her son, Matt 

Hunk and Shay’s on-screen chemistry was actually a real thing. Shay was cast at the same time that she was working in the costume/design department, so they’d known each other since the show started. 

they’re dating now

Every time Lance’s character hits on Allura’s on-screen Lance spends five minutes defending Blue’s character after filming 

“he just craves attention, okay? he just wants love!! he’s smart and beautiful and wants to belonG”

despite this, Lance is basically his character minus that shoddy writing in season 2

Keith and Lance have their own shipping fanbase. It starts out with just their characters, but then Some Mysterious Person starts taking candids between sets and posting them online and klance is born

it’s Pidge. Pidge runs five fan accounts. 

the pictures are super incriminating, but no one shows them to Lance or Keith

there’s a betting pool on when they’ll get together

Keith gets super into his roles and ends up genuinely upset after filming the scenes where the princess reacts badly to Red being part Galra. 

Allura gives him a 15 minute hug after

Bonding Moment Discourse is actually a thing. There was a prop malfunction on set while they were filming and the directors told them to stay put, so Lance ended up being Cradled for a solid half hour.

later, they find out that they could’ve moved and just chilled for that time, instead of actually holding each other.

“I get it Keith, I get it. You just wanted to hold me. Who doesn’t amiright??”   

And here we got Brother Blood as Howlite.

I know Bloodstone would probably suit his actual villain name more, but I’ve already made Robin a Bloodstone & then I’d be giving the two an unnecessary connection, however small. His beef was with Cyborg & I’d like to keep it that way in this AU too. :)

Suggested by osmostrix, Howlite is a Kindergarten worker (I can’t call him a ‘Kindergartener’ like Peridot is without thinking it’s hilarious, I’m sorry. XD), overseeing newly made gems. Of course, he’ll have been using some sort of secret method of his own to make some of the gems more obedient to him than others.

He plans to eventually overthrow the Diamonds with this method (still workin’ on the details atm), & take over Homeworld. But for the time being, he functions under Yellow Diamond’s command.

He’s the hero Beach City deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Just a little doodle comic about how BB & Raven’s fusion first came to be. (^v^) They fuse more after this & eventually get Mercury Mist Topaz lookin’ a bit more put together…but not after a few weeks of BB/Anyolite making this face at Raven/Pietersite:

He’s just super happy because he ended up being the 1st gem she fused with since joining the rebellion, since she’s always been super prickly about fusing for reasons (<- which I’ll explain later).