Hiya! I’m Chaos And I Use She/her Pronouns.

Of all the things I was expecting to see among my family's gift exchange, this page from a book of satire news that my mom got was not one of them.

That was the best minute and 14 seconds of my life.

https://youtu.be/aHhhXsuj10g

I am going to have a mental breakdown

PINKY: Oh, PLEASE Brain? Can we get some?

BRAIN: No, those are extremely unhealthy.

PINKY: No they're not! Narf!

BRAIN: Pinky, they are literally called Cancer Sticks.

BRAIN: Cancer is literally in the name.

PINKY: ...That doesn't mean they're unhealthy

BRAIN:

Pinky has definitely drained Brain’s bank account before by blowing it all on mobile game currency.

I imagine that Brain sees Pinky as this innocent llittle idiot, so when Pinky says something dirty, and Brain realizes, he's appalled.

Brain, putting together a machine: Pinky! I need you to stick that thing in that hole over there.

Pinky, giggles: tHaTs wHaT sHe sAiD

Brain, turns bright red: What did you just say?

Pinky: I said, that's what she said, NARF!

Brain:

Brain: I'm taking away your internet privileges

chapter two of the gay mice and birds fic is up!

tonight, on a very special clone high...

squit and pinky go on their date. bobby makes some realizations. pesto gets pissed. schemes are being schemed. squit gets nervous. pinky doesn’t seem to notice.

reblogs > likes !!

HA they have trump in the cute song and Dot cute-ifys him into a lil kawaii pig 🤣🤣 honestly it's a better look for him.

Reblog if you’re LGBTQ+ or support it, have a cat named Valerie, or want to violently fling yourself into the void

Hey, you all remember how in that evil hands episode, Pinky’s hands knocked out a bunch of people and then set the building on fire?

...I wonder if any of them died. 

LOOK AT THIS BOY. 

Beautiful.