The Thing That Gets Me About Book 7 Is That What Pushed Malleus Over The Edge Wasn't Just "Losing Lilia."

requests from my strawpage

Me being against proship is not : "censor, take down, no one should be allowed to talk about this"

Me being against proship is: "people aren't going to like you if you romanticize pedophilia. I am allowed to not want to be around you, cut you out of my life, whatever, because you romanticize disgusting, serious, awful things that happen to real people. And I'm not the only one who will"

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

me: sleep?

brain: no.

me: so what, laying here thinking about life? Thinking about something constructive maybe?

brain: lmao. nope.

me: okay then what. What's the third option.

brain:

RA-RA-RASPUTIN, RAISIN-POWERED FUCK MACHINE

“teenage Dazai this” “teenage Chuuya that”

WHAT ABOUT TEENAGE FUKUZAWA

I know where Ranpo gets it from.

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

"Neat, huh?"

He loves his gao gao kun💚💜🖤