Let’s Be Serious. She’s Everything.

“Your storage is full. Your last backup was a trillion years ago.”

I KNOW. ITS NOT MY FAULT.

Because I’m in a complaining mood, whenever I look up anything on Pinterest nowadays, I get ads after ads. What was that…oh of course. More ads.

Please Pinterest. Why are there ads after every 2 pins? Do you need me to pay a subscription to you every month? Because I just might.

I made a substack account finally. I’m about to think I’m the most spiritual and insightful person ever.

what do guys even do when they’re in love? like do they just go “yeah she cute ig” or do they also spend 15 hours a day daydreaming about us and making up fake scenarios before going to bed? do they get vehemently jealous when they see us talking to someone else and wish to break that guy’s jaw?? do they stalk our socials?? do they feel like throwing up when we don’t reply to their message? do they ever get delusional while trying to make sense of it all???

“who told you that?” my dreams. now fuck off.

I joke about needing a cigarette and suddenly all my vape addicted friends have a problem

Guys, one at a time. Please. Perhaps start a hate club at this point.

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

the ringing in my ears is actually sirens calling me back to my home (the sea) (im a mermaid)

Clearly, I can not have both. They’re complete opposites of each other.

It’s a daily occurrence for me to debate whether I go platinum blonde or dark brunette

I’m trying to relearn how to code and I understand why I gave up the first time