I'm Sorry For The Bad Memes, But I Want Some Humor In My Fucking Gray Life, Okay?

This was initially for anon

Anyway I don't think anyone will react to my reblog at all and even look at tags.

Genuine question, why are Yautja's so thiccccc? Like is thicc but with 5c's, the bastards probably have so much cake that their seats are probably HUGE, maybe three humans can sit on them because of how thiccccc they're.

Jesus Christ they take the "thick thighs save lives" to a new level.

Lol, thicc thighs end lives more like it 👉👉

Genuine answer to this amazing question, they train vigorously for like hundreds of years bro. Imagine how dummy thicc your ass and thighs would look if you slammed squats and protein every day for three hundred years. 

Also the females are canonically bigger than the males. Taller and broader. More meat in all the right places for your suffocation fantasy. 

Okay, I tried drawing it on paper, because I'm still getting used to the tablet. It's crooked, lol.

Перешла на клип студио) Программа намного удобнее Саи, жаль что пыталась игнорировать ее, боясь изменений в рисовании. Придумала новых персонажей. Спасибо идеям в ванне и долгим поездкам.

Не хочу что-либо писать на английском (ибо пользуюсь переводчиком, так как не уверена насчет своего уровня), поэтому напишу на русском... Это быстрый скетч. *вздох*  У меня завтра тест по налогообложению, защита практической по бухгалтерском учету, а я маюсь такой х№рнёй... Да, здравствуй лень!  Старалась здесь нарисовать более-менее худощавое (по крайне мере для хищника) телосложение. Не знаю получилось или нет. Но надо развиваться же все-таки? Может быть, выложу потом арты свои из скетчбука, но эээ... хз. 

So, I've redrawn ALL my cats in my ENTIRE life. I will draw them periodically. (but the woman... uh... I worship her.  I don't remember her, but she's in the photos when I was just a few months old. Mom says she took care of me. Therefore, she will be a yautja mother who adopted a human child.) The very first one is Markiz. One of the smartest and calmest cats I've ever had and that I know. (+ I've already drawn it before). After it comes - Kuzia. He is also a calm, but very shabby cat. Unlike Markiz, Kuzia often got into fights (mostly with stray dogs. And surprisingly, he won, but he paid for it with scars). He was already old when I entered a conscious age, so on art he is already a older hunter who will soon retire. Thin and experienced, so to speak. And the most recent male is Mars. He was an EXTREMELY aggressive and crazy cat (but he didn't touch me, only other family members (surprisingly)). Small and pugnacious. Got into fights WITH EVERYONE. But unlike Kuzia, there were no scars on him.

Change the Zephyr gender? Easy! What for? Because I wanted to!

Sorry, but this is the first thing I thought about after reading this post...

I don’t think Yautja have money. or like any currency. I can’t imagine a Yautja fumbling at their belt for a sack of coins

they just take what they need or want for whatever, everyone who is not a Hunter/off-season Hunters get a job they have a passion for and provide their services, and more “valuable” items can be traded for. they all do what they do because they want to, take pride in their hobbies, and it all supports their quest for glory

I just think it would be very funny to watch a human explain money and capitalism to a Yautja who goes “oh, ew. we don’t do that” and the human is just flabbergasted at every turn like “how do you afford anything??” “we don’t afford anything because affording is not a thing”

the Yautja would simultaneously be horrified like “our planet is half desert and water is free, yours is 75% water and you have to PAY for it??” “to be fair, we can’t drink most of it and making it drinkable is expensive” “okay but whose fault is that and why put a price on it”

Yautja eventually concludes that money exists because humans hate their lives and love shortcuts

Sometimes I just...

I don't have the energy for anything more than shitty memes drawn.

Блять Это просто ахуенно

im working on a drawing rn but I saw this trend and I think its fun. unfortunately i didnt play with the other companions so I add my OC and Maxson instead

credit: @isaacenan on tiktok