"Kiddo, you can has cheeseburger"
Everyone always questioned the young boy who only made modest requests to the gods, but he was the only one whose prayers were answered. It turns out that gods are a lot less powerful than we thought, and were not answering because we were too unreasonable in our prayers.
Tumblr is one of the places on the internet, and one with good manners.
Can U blast this https://urbanshade.org/wiki/Documents/Sebastian_Solace pls
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Closest match: Balaenoptera musculus genome assembly, ██████ ████████ genome assembly, Microcephalophis gracilis genome assembly, Carcharodon carcharias genome assembly, Bufoceratias wedli mutated genome assembly, Diretmus argenteus genome assembly, Gonodactylus smithii genome assembly, Homo sapiens genome assembly Common name: THAT FUCKING FISH THAT I HATE
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Pin for survivors
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
even our ancestors sang Popipo
This you?
Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..
Farewell online privacy
Neon Blessing will have me saying shit like “imagine going to college for 12 years to get a degree in tiktok bushido”
Or a Plague Doctor. Yes, I'm 19 Yes, 90% of my posts will be whimsical reblogs
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