Tank Mocks Christians Accent And Every Time He Genuinely Crashes Tf Out And They Just Watch With A Shit

THESE TOO

Asher and Tank listen to this together

Tank is a messy eater

Givin me ranger and claire vibes ngl

This, too. Why? Because my brain said so. :)

Okay , hear me out. Isaiah.

Beth. Disagree if u would like, but my brain went immediately to beth.

Knight. It just fits. And Tank/Darlin because they go hand in hand.

Both of these remind me of ranger as well. 👆

I NEED more asher and Tank. RIGHT NOW.

Ok, so I'm gonna TRY to make this make sense, so hang with me here for a minute.

Tank smoked weed when they were a teenager. Not because they wanted to act out or go against their parents, no, no, because they wanted to bond with them. One night (ew y tf does it sound like a fairytale, oops, sorry anyways) they came back from school, and tossed their backpack in the corner and walked in the living room, they were met with their dad on the couch, smoking a blunt, something they were used to by now, when they sat down he looked over at them and said ''Here'' while holding the blunt out to them, they stared for a minute before looking up at him and asking ''What?''. ''Here.'' he repeated more firmly. They stared for another second before reluctantly taking the blunt. They looked up at him with a conflicted expression before taking a small drag of the blunt and coughing. ''Fuck!'' They exclaimed. 'How the hell does he smoke this shit every day?' They thought to themselves. Their thoughts were cut short at their dad's laugh and an arm being slung around their shoulder. They paused, looking at him with wide eyes. In that moment, they thought they were dreaming. Their dad was laughing. Genuinely laughing. He never laughed. Not in their presence anyway. They thought it could've been the weed, but they couldn't bring themselves to care. They never thought they've smiled so big before. And after a minute, they laughed, too, leaning into him. Enjoying this moment with their father. A moment they never thought they'd live in their entire life.

Angel takes pictures of their food and post them on insta.

THIS IS THEM. YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND.

''Scratch me more.''

''Say my name again.''

''I love it when you scream for me.''

''You look so damn beautiful like this, sweetheart.''

AHHHH SAM ILY OML OML OML ILY SM

Darlin would be on the phone with Sam, and when he realizes they've been quiet for a hot minute while he was talking, he pauses for a second, and they just say, ''Keep going, im almost finished.'' Or some freaky ahh wild shi and then starts laughing their ass off when he turns into a stuttering mess or he would pause for a minute and then clear his throat n say ''Dammit, darlin''.

I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work