Everytime Ao3 Goes Down For Maintenance, I Somehow Forget That I Was Given Warning Literally Days In

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How does drinking a potion feel/taste like?

Speed - very sweet, tethering on umcomfortably sweet, very runny consistancy just like sugar infused water

Jump Boost - leaves a slightly numb and almost hairy feeling in your mouth, taste more savioury that other potions, very runny in constancy as well

Instant Heeling - tastes like uncomfortably sweet artifical watermelon, with a bitter aftertaste that lingers, very thick consistancy that sticks to the top your mouth like cough sirup (for those who know, like fennel honey in consistancy)

Poision - extremly bitter taste with a sour aftertaste that doesn't go away even when drinking water, slightly thicker than water in consistancy

Water Breathing - Very salty in taste, stinges slightly in your mouth (like when you eat too much pineapple), almost exactly like water in consistancy

Fire Resistance - burns in your mouth, heats you up from inside like very hot chili, tastes mostly just hot, but players who drink Fire Res often say that also tastes broth, potion with the thickest consistancy

Night Vision - surprinsgly sweet, but with a bitter after taste to it (imagine carrot juice, but if it left a bitter taste), runny consitancy

Strength - Hot, but not as much as Fire Res, and savoury taste that has a lingering taste of metal, a thick consiatncy often with clumbs in it, usually hard to swallow

Regeneration - A slight salty taste to it, but not much, almost tastes like nothing at first, but with time the salty taste just gets more and more, consitancy just like water

Turtle Master - Surprinsgly sour with a hint of salt, sticks to the top of your mouth with clumps in it making it hard to get down quick

Slow Falling - Bitter taste that transitions to a extremly sweet taste after a short while, the consistancy is usually more runny, but with some clumbs in it

Slowness - A taste that is almost to good for it, like barbeque if said barbeque was made with a bit too much salt, in contrats to the potions it's brewed from an extremly thick consistancy

Instant Damage - Tastes like fermented fruits (mostly apples, but answers to this vary from player to player) and lingers in your mouth for sometimes hours, very runny consistancy that feels like oil and sticks to every available surface

Invisibility - Bitter taste, players who use Invis often can tell a slight hint of sweetness remaining from the Night Vision, sticks to the roof your mouth in a thick consitancy

Weakness - Tastes almost like nothing, just a hint of an artifical sweetness and a water-like consistancy, that burns at the back of your throat

Awkward Potion - Sweet and sour taste that passes almost immeditly, a very distant taste that most players know, the consistancy is a bit too thick for water

Mundane Potion - Extremly sour, and the taste lingers in your mouth for hours, the consitancy varies depending on the ingridient used

Thick Potion - Tasteless, but as the name suggest very thick and hard to swallow

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imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

I made an updated version

Guys.. Stan canonically writes fanfiction, presumably posting it to ao3.. I bet that man has got the ultimate author's curse notes

"Sorry I'm late to update guys! Got arrested by the federal government for stealing materials from them to rebuild an interdimensional portal to save my long lost twin brother! But hopefully things will be more consistent now that I'm done saving him!"

"My bad for this being so rushed, currently living through the literal apacolypse!"

"Didn't mean for this too take so long y'all, had to reread the whole fic to refresh my memory after getting my brain wiped to kill the demon who used to date my brother, y'all know how it is!"

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.