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pour one out for trans peeps who have one foot in the closet cus they don’t want their parents knowing but wanna be out in other places like work or school,

who don’t want to change things about themself just to “pass”,

who “look cis” because they don’t have their hair a certain way, bind, pack, tuck, take hormones, or dress a certain way

who get misgendered, not out of maliciousness, but because they can’t tell unless you tell them

none of this makes you “less transgender” and less transgender isn’t a thing. you’re trans. it came free with your complicated relationship with gender

I think- Pearl, you deserve this more.

guys !!!!! huge news !!! grian actually just personally told me his plans for the next three life series !! it’s double life 2, double life 3 AND double life 4!!!!!! can you believe it ! 😁😁😁

we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

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get ready everyone

how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

E/HC!Gem: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I LARP! That's so embarrassing!

HC!False: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I've molded a sentient version of myself like a piece of clay and got rid of her memories, making her paranoid of the world around her and unsure of why all these surreal things happen to her. That's so embarrassing!

How does drinking a potion feel/taste like?

Speed - very sweet, tethering on umcomfortably sweet, very runny consistancy just like sugar infused water

Jump Boost - leaves a slightly numb and almost hairy feeling in your mouth, taste more savioury that other potions, very runny in constancy as well

Instant Heeling - tastes like uncomfortably sweet artifical watermelon, with a bitter aftertaste that lingers, very thick consistancy that sticks to the top your mouth like cough sirup (for those who know, like fennel honey in consistancy)

Poision - extremly bitter taste with a sour aftertaste that doesn't go away even when drinking water, slightly thicker than water in consistancy

Water Breathing - Very salty in taste, stinges slightly in your mouth (like when you eat too much pineapple), almost exactly like water in consistancy

Fire Resistance - burns in your mouth, heats you up from inside like very hot chili, tastes mostly just hot, but players who drink Fire Res often say that also tastes broth, potion with the thickest consistancy

Night Vision - surprinsgly sweet, but with a bitter after taste to it (imagine carrot juice, but if it left a bitter taste), runny consitancy

Strength - Hot, but not as much as Fire Res, and savoury taste that has a lingering taste of metal, a thick consiatncy often with clumbs in it, usually hard to swallow

Regeneration - A slight salty taste to it, but not much, almost tastes like nothing at first, but with time the salty taste just gets more and more, consitancy just like water

Turtle Master - Surprinsgly sour with a hint of salt, sticks to the top of your mouth with clumps in it making it hard to get down quick

Slow Falling - Bitter taste that transitions to a extremly sweet taste after a short while, the consistancy is usually more runny, but with some clumbs in it

Slowness - A taste that is almost to good for it, like barbeque if said barbeque was made with a bit too much salt, in contrats to the potions it's brewed from an extremly thick consistancy

Instant Damage - Tastes like fermented fruits (mostly apples, but answers to this vary from player to player) and lingers in your mouth for sometimes hours, very runny consistancy that feels like oil and sticks to every available surface

Invisibility - Bitter taste, players who use Invis often can tell a slight hint of sweetness remaining from the Night Vision, sticks to the roof your mouth in a thick consitancy

Weakness - Tastes almost like nothing, just a hint of an artifical sweetness and a water-like consistancy, that burns at the back of your throat

Awkward Potion - Sweet and sour taste that passes almost immeditly, a very distant taste that most players know, the consistancy is a bit too thick for water

Mundane Potion - Extremly sour, and the taste lingers in your mouth for hours, the consitancy varies depending on the ingridient used

Thick Potion - Tasteless, but as the name suggest very thick and hard to swallow