Humans Are Weird
Humans are weird
School. I hate it, I think everyone does. Imagine if school was actually fun and we actually wanted to learn stuff. But imagine if aliens didn't do school, what if they just kinda learned everything as they grew up. Imagine how confused they'd be when they saw children being forced to go to places they don't want to and sit there for 6 hours.
Alien: where does the smaller humans go during the day?
Human: oh to school
Alien: ... School?
Human: yeah where he goes to learn? The teachers there teach him science, math, and English. Do you not have that?
Alien: no, our parents teach us all we need to know and then when we leave we learn the skills we need from others
Human: ......... What?!
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Prompt #3
The monster thought it had finally won as the child crawled under the bed. As it started to speak the child shushed it.
Only when it heard the footsteps did it realize why the child was never afraid of it.
literally just a guy!!
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A THING?!?! WHAT????
Me: so apparently Looney tunes Instagram declared that Bugs Bunny and Daffy are canonically a couple
Husband: *long long long pause as they process this*
Me: I mean it makes sense
Husband: well since they're both men I hope Bugs tops because ducks have corkscrew dicks
Me: oh bugs definitely tops
I think “You agree. Reblog.” might be one of the most powerful phrases on this site. You agree. Reblog.
What do you call this brand of man?? Local idiot gallant trying is best?? I need to know. :V
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happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !
When you try to draw yourself but it ends up looking like that one British streamer everyone loves
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