(Some Time In The Future)

Bakugou: Alright, fuckers, codenames! I will be Eagle 1!

Midoriya: Wait, Kacchan, what-

Bakugou: Deku! You are Been There, Done That!

Midoriya: *sputter*

Bakugou: Shitty Hair! You are Currently Doing That!

Kirishima: *choke*

Bakugou: Half n' Half! It Happened Once in a Dream!

Todoroki: *also choke*

Bakugou: Round Face! If I Had to Pick a Chick!

Uraraka: *wheeze*

Bakugou: And Pikachu!

Kaminari: *bated breath*

Bakugou: ...Eagle 2!

Kaminari: *cry*

it's really disappointing how people's critique of jkr starts and ends with her transphobia, and they completely ignore her blatant antisemitism, racism, homophobia, slavery apologism, sympathy for the wizard nazis, (the wizard nazi incel) snape's redemption, the villain of fantastic beasts trying to stop the holocaust, and the new game literally being a rehash of the blood libel myth.

Shit you hear in the Ravenclaw common room at 3am:

How do spells even work since we can do magic without using incantations or even wands? How do you create a spell? Incantations are probably 100% bullshit since wizarding communities from each country all have their own. So like, are incantations even necessary? Or have we just been conditioned to believe they are? Spells are fake, Susan. What’s stopping me from creating a spell that can maim people and have the incantation be “pygmy puff”? WHAT’S STOPPING ME SUSAN? Imagine creating a spell that can, like, blow up people or whatever, and making the incantation “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick”. Hell yes I fucking would, Susan! Imagine Death Eaters running around just shouting “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick” at people. It would be hilarious Susan. Anyway nothing is real and I’m going to bed. ‘night, Susan.

Peter : I’M CALLING MY FATHER !

Flash : You don’t HAVE a father.

Tony, showing up 5 seconds later, blasting through the wall : The fuck did you say you little shit

a modern au catradora 

life hacks for not being able to function

most of these are reminders for me but feel free to use them

if you don't feel like takin a shower, stick your head under the faucet and just wash your hair. i do this a lot and it helps feel a little bit cleaner

if you don't want to leave the house, it's good to get exercise. walk some laps around the house/ your room.

give yourself 1 thing at a time to do. take it slow

brush your teeth! if you don't shower or change clothes today there's no permanent damage but if you don't brush your teeth there is.

stretch! do some simple stretches, it can wake you up and give you some exercise

wear your fancy clothes. if im feeling gross and icky on the inside it cheers me up to have fun and dress up nice. wear your favorite clothes whenever you want.

do your laundry. it doesn't take long, and clean clothes feel really nice. bonus: don't want to do it? hide your clothes in a family members basket of laundry and they'll do it for you.

text someone you love or care about. gets your mind off of stuff. definitely a mood booster.

call someone. just talking to someone over the phone makes you feel like you're doing something.

if you have pets- cuddle them! spending some cuddle time with a cat or dog is really nice.

make lists- maybe it's your favorite flowers, or places you want to visit. but it's a fun pass time. also you can look up the things on your lists and learn new stuff.

open the window! let some fresh air in. in the summer ill sit and stare outside for a while every day. if you can't open a window just pull the curtains back and let in some natural light too.

eat healthy snacks. try to have granola bars on hand, they're tasty and good for you. and they come in a ton of yummy flavors.

that's basically it, add on anything if you want! these are just tips i have from my experience. im not at all a professional or therapist or anything. just a sad kid jfhsjab.

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

“Shhh!” ~ Part A and Part B Kalluzeb for KAW 2020 - confession/other people’s reactions prompt - day 6

I’m posting this early since I don’t think I’ll be near the computer tomorrow at all to upload, so enjoy one of the harder pics I worked on, since it had the WHOLE CREW! I managed to get BOTH prompts in on this one, I am a bit proud!