HOLY SHIT KALLUS AND HAN JUST MET IN THE NEW STAR WARS ADVENTURES

“Perfuma’s kingdom, Plumeria, is located on the front lines.”

“The Horde has set up camp in her terr–”

“Wait, hang on.  Glimmer, did she just call her ‘Perfuma’?”

“Her name is Perfuma, yes.”

“Perfuma.”

“Perfuma.”

“We have to go rescue somebody named ‘Perfuma’.”

“Look, don’t raise a stink about it, okay?”

“What is is with you people and names?”

“Could we please continue with the briefing?  I’ve been awake for two days dealing with this situation and I’m honestly running on fumes.”

“Please do.  Frankly, this situation stinks to high heaven and I’d rather it be dealt with as quickly as possible.”

“I have wanted to do that for so long.”

life hacks for not being able to function

most of these are reminders for me but feel free to use them

if you don't feel like takin a shower, stick your head under the faucet and just wash your hair. i do this a lot and it helps feel a little bit cleaner

if you don't want to leave the house, it's good to get exercise. walk some laps around the house/ your room.

give yourself 1 thing at a time to do. take it slow

brush your teeth! if you don't shower or change clothes today there's no permanent damage but if you don't brush your teeth there is.

stretch! do some simple stretches, it can wake you up and give you some exercise

wear your fancy clothes. if im feeling gross and icky on the inside it cheers me up to have fun and dress up nice. wear your favorite clothes whenever you want.

do your laundry. it doesn't take long, and clean clothes feel really nice. bonus: don't want to do it? hide your clothes in a family members basket of laundry and they'll do it for you.

text someone you love or care about. gets your mind off of stuff. definitely a mood booster.

call someone. just talking to someone over the phone makes you feel like you're doing something.

if you have pets- cuddle them! spending some cuddle time with a cat or dog is really nice.

make lists- maybe it's your favorite flowers, or places you want to visit. but it's a fun pass time. also you can look up the things on your lists and learn new stuff.

open the window! let some fresh air in. in the summer ill sit and stare outside for a while every day. if you can't open a window just pull the curtains back and let in some natural light too.

eat healthy snacks. try to have granola bars on hand, they're tasty and good for you. and they come in a ton of yummy flavors.

that's basically it, add on anything if you want! these are just tips i have from my experience. im not at all a professional or therapist or anything. just a sad kid jfhsjab.

semi-contextless drawings from an RP between me and @mysticdoodles. We basically played out the entirety of that first night when the transformation happened in ““Coffee Shop AU””, and I just REALLY like how these look. Might post the RP later, if y’all are interested in reading it and if Myst is ok with it.

Morgan: *singing* Peter and MJ sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tony: WhAT?!?

Peter yelling while hanging from the tree: I sWEar tO GOd LiTTle SIS…

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

Super detailed questions about your OCs

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

Yes, they have been sitting like this the whole day.

“Do not give the baby your lightsabers.” “He’s older than me, Mando, he should have some training!”

Bonus Bo:

#people touching me out of no where

put your most primal personal fear in the tags?

Galaxy historians, passing down the story of the final battle between the Resistance and the Final Order: -and they were co-generals

Space gays: