Peter: I'm Never Playing Sims With You Again After You Made That Underground Torture Chamber >:(

Tweek Tweak in different clothing and AUs from twitter! 

Peter : I’M CALLING MY FATHER !

Flash : You don’t HAVE a father.

Tony, showing up 5 seconds later, blasting through the wall : The fuck did you say you little shit

twitter dump since dec 2018:

peni just wants snack and also this comic made me read an article about the ice cream industry in the 30′s

the dj of the classical station I listen to was flirting w/ the musician guest star, which was cute, but what's cuter is I found out at the end of the program they're married

Post Rebels finale doodles. As you can see they are all very Kanera centered (plus my take on older Jacen) Did I ever tell you how much i love Hera?

Ok but seriously, if Dave Filoni doesn’t give us some good Rebels content during swc i’m gonna riot

Do you have any lando & Luke fic recs?

you bet I do! they’re all shippy though so I hope that’s not an issue

G rated

Close by crystalfox (752 words, really soft)

vast distances by spookykingdomstarlight (3.9k, pining, awkward crush)

through hardship to the stars by penhaligon (28k,Luke searches for meaning, Lando searches for purpose, and an expedition to a possible location for a future Jedi school gets dicey.)

Here Among The Clouds by stitchy (12k, role swap au between luke and leia, this fic is amazing)

apogeic by spookykingdomstarlight (1.7k, reunions, established relationship)

Valentine’s Day by crystalfox (1.3k, Lando introduces Luke to a new tradition)

Bed Rest by crystalfox (1k, sickfic, hurt/comfort)

Flowers by crystalfox (758 words, fluff, Luke doesn’t know anything about flowers)

The Mission by crystalfox (1.8k,There are rumours about high-ranking Imperial officials hiding on an Outer Rim planet, Luke and Lando investigate.)

Like Rain on Scorching Sand by thevalesofanduin (3.8k, post-rotj, grieving, hurt/comfort)

machinations by spookykingdomstarlight (1.3k, minor injuries, comfort, established relationship)

friendly competition by glitter_ghostie (747 words, reunions, dancing, fashion)

Calling me home by smaragdbird (1.5k,Rey was expecting to meet Luke Skywalker. She was not expecting to meet Luke’s charming husband. TLJ whomst? we don’t know him)

Unexpected by crystalfox (2.6k,Luke takes Han & Leia’s advice and surprises Lando. Things go quickly downhill from there.)

Cocktails in Cloud City by crystalfox (873 words, fluff, space mojitos)

T rated

Fall Into Light by Lupa_Eira (44k, OT retelling, kinda soulmate au, after reading this I sold my soul to skyrissian)

Birthday by crystalfox (1.3k,Lando doesn’t care about his birthday. Luke cares. A lot.)

Just Your Type by celeste9 (700 words, Leia sets Luke up on a blind date)

Unnamed Stars by lightningwaltz (5.4k,Lando, Luke, and four different quiet moments.)

Fashion by crystalfox (620 words, Lando finds Luke’s poncho)

Touch by crystalfox (1.2k,Luke tries to teach Lando how to meditate. But he gets distracted.)

The Forest by crystalfox (1k,Lando and Luke have a private celebration after the end of the events of ROTJ. based on a post I made)

Black Cat by crystalfox (848 words, Luke meets Lando’s cat at a really inappropriate time.)

Let Me Call You Sweetheart by rogueshadows (4.4k, modern au, Lando and Luke get together at Han and Leia’s wedding)

M rated

Feelings, for All My Life I’ll Feel It by doctornemesis (5k, It’s been fifteen years since Lando last saw Luke, and he figures his husband has a lot left to answer for.)

so i choke on sun by outruntheavalanche (1.6k, first time, light angst)

E rated

The Day the Bearded Jedi Walked In to Town by doctornemesis (4.8k, reunion sex, breaking up & making up)

Right Place, Right Time by NotebookishType (2.2k, first time, friends to lovers)

Pragmatism by cricket_aria (6.4k, post-rotj, didn’t know they were dating, first time)

And of course you’re also welcome to look at my fics^^

thinking about how openly lovestruck adora's gonna be after a lifetime of repressing her feeling to a subconscious level

Personally, i think Miss “Did You Just Jump Into Fire For Me” would be really fucking obnoxious about it

he’s fucking stupid i love him

“Perfuma’s kingdom, Plumeria, is located on the front lines.”

“The Horde has set up camp in her terr–”

“Wait, hang on.  Glimmer, did she just call her ‘Perfuma’?”

“Her name is Perfuma, yes.”

“Perfuma.”

“Perfuma.”

“We have to go rescue somebody named ‘Perfuma’.”

“Look, don’t raise a stink about it, okay?”

“What is is with you people and names?”

“Could we please continue with the briefing?  I’ve been awake for two days dealing with this situation and I’m honestly running on fumes.”

“Please do.  Frankly, this situation stinks to high heaven and I’d rather it be dealt with as quickly as possible.”

“I have wanted to do that for so long.”

i made some phone backgrounds : )