Some Conversations I Overhear-

“Perfuma’s kingdom, Plumeria, is located on the front lines.”

“The Horde has set up camp in her terr–”

“Wait, hang on.  Glimmer, did she just call her ‘Perfuma’?”

“Her name is Perfuma, yes.”

“Perfuma.”

“Perfuma.”

“We have to go rescue somebody named ‘Perfuma’.”

“Look, don’t raise a stink about it, okay?”

“What is is with you people and names?”

“Could we please continue with the briefing?  I’ve been awake for two days dealing with this situation and I’m honestly running on fumes.”

“Please do.  Frankly, this situation stinks to high heaven and I’d rather it be dealt with as quickly as possible.”

“I have wanted to do that for so long.”

Miles: hey I traveled in the multiverse and found a new member for the team

Mcu Peter: Hi im peter man. I mean spider Parker. Fuck. I mean Peter Parker.

Miles: can we keep him?

Noir: fuck yes.

"Meanwhile In Twitter"

Y'all mother fuckers got way too much time on your hands

Peter, reading a book: Hey, remember when Mister Quill said Mister Thor ‘wasn’t that good looking’?

Thor: I beg your pardon?

Quill: Well, to be fair-

Thor: An entire planet declared me the ‘Lord of Seduction’ and YOU, a tiny space man, dare to criticize my appearance to my friends?

Stephen, to Tony: That is definitely your son.

Tony: Oh, so when he starts arguments between friends he’s my son. But he gets full scholarships to MIT and Harvard and suddenly he’s OUR son.

Can I use you as a weighted blanket to help me deal w/ my autisim and touch starvation?

*flattens myself like a pancake and just fucking flings myself onto you*

Screen Rant Article // Freddie Prinze Jr's Rant

Part 1 // Part 2

“Do not give the baby your lightsabers.” “He’s older than me, Mando, he should have some training!”

Bonus Bo:

Mythology puns, go!

Get to it, mortals!

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