Echo, Texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m Being Kidnapped

Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped

Hunter: Where are you?

Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.

Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?

Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-

Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

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1 year ago

*The squad is having dinner together*

Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?

Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*

11 months ago

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

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1 year ago

Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?

Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate

Omega: Smad

1 year ago

Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Hunter: ... Your what?

Crosshair: My friends.

Tech: Are they saying “friends”?

Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.

Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.

Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!

5 months ago

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1 year ago

Tbb is a divorce between Crosshair and Hunter and Hunter gets the children (We all know what Tech and Wrecker act like) and the house and Echo helps him get his life back together. He goes on a path to raise his daughter and ensure everyone else doesn't die while finding his self-fulfillment. In the end, he emerges a better and more mature person. Crosshair gets the money.


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1 year ago

Y'all know when you're bored at 1 am and you go on AI writing and it calls Hob Gadling a hobgoblin and now you can't read The Sandman ever again


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1 year ago

Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!

Wrecker : Too late!!!

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