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I changed my mind. "I think my mother was a teapot." Is just so much deeper and emotional for me.

Favourite HTTYD quote?

"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."

added to @no-pain 's meme

“Ares…is a moron.”

I honestly don’t think that anyone is more amused by the whole “this douchebag decided to try and fight the child of the sea god on a fucking beach” of it all than Poseidon.

I truly don't care that they're making her black because it's just a movie and I'll be perfectly fine and shes a great pick for astrid but what bugs me about it is that big companies will cast minorities to be more diverse but it feels like they're exploiting the actor/actress by using their image to make themselves look good.

"Look! Our cast is diverse! Give us your money!" While they expose their actors to loads of backlash and racial discourse

VikIngS AreNt BlaCk WhY is She blaCk? ThAt’s nOt HistoriCally AccuRate

I’ll hold you hand when I say this, but dragons aren’t historically accurate either. No one cares that she’s Black

That being said, I still think the costumes look too cartoonish, this one as well, and it does make the whole movie look a bit uncanny valley. But that’s besides the point.

Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Book Hiccup:

Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC

one thing i love about the writing of the httyd books is that there are no rules. none. its written in the same way someone with adhd tells a story. going off on tangents all the time with a bunch of parentheses and dashes and incorrect grammar. like its so refreshing.

Do yall think if Hiccup from the httyd books met Atreyu from the never ending story they'd get along?

My hc is that he's silent because he's autistic

I feel like there are two ways to interpret botw/totk link and they are:

a very dedicated, intelligent young man who has taken a vow of silence to ensure he emulates the spirit of the hero the people claim him to be, no matter how unsure or scared he truly is.

or

an adorkable idiot who is sturdy enough to make it through life *mostly* unscathed, but stupid enough to always end up in some wild scenario with naught but a soup ladle and the clothes on his back, chasing after his girlfriend who just so happens to keep getting herself in increasingly confusing predicaments. He does not know what is going on, but by Hylia, he's gonna get his woman back.

About to finish the 8th book I'll tell you how I feel about it when I'm done

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if camicazi had Spotify I'm 100% positive her favourite song would be figjam by butterfingers.

If Fishlegs had Spotify I feel like he'd really just use it for podcasts and audio books but if he had to listen to anything it'd probably be whatever he thinks his friends like since he's flexible with music genres and stuff

Hiccup = radio head, 21 pilots, maroon 5, Abba, the cranberries.

Hiccup hates hugs but Camicazi and Fishlegs love them so Hiccup only hugs those 2.

Camicazi just smells people for the sake of smelling that smell later and getting happy and nostalgic over it.

Hiccup tried to teach Camicazi a few of the languages he knows but she only learnt the swear words. He just decided to teach Fishlegs instead.