WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

I laughed in your face and said “you’re not betty cooper, i’m not jughead jones this ain’t the five seasons hotel we’re modern idiots” and who’s gonna hold you like me?

you did jingle jangle then drank a chocolate milkshake we declared josie and the pussycats should be a bigger artist i scratch your crown you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

Backyardigans Reboot Idea:

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, and Austin are teenagers, and their backyard adventures now consist of wild group hallucinations they have while smoking weed together.

Riverdale haters are always like" wahhwahhh I can't handle plot" you sound like grown adults who call black pepper spicy. Grow up and enjoy a cw show for once in your life

All sitcoms should have a track of Niall Horan’s laugh. This is a fact.

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

heartwarming: guy who just sobbed his eyes out to kids from yesterday is now shaking ass to vampire money

so big time rush is having a reunion with thanos